@jmkettle

call me James writing, music, photos. (he/him)

 Lower East Side
jmkettle.com/
Joined November 2019
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FYI, this is me
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They simply will never understand
Will McKelvey
@Will_McKelvey5h
80% of headphone-users on the L train to Brooklyn are corded rather than AirPods. Why is this? AirPods are a superior product, no?
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I’m DJing the party tonight from 12:30-2am at honeys. It’s free and you should come ☝️🥸
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The poster is insane i know lmao
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Actually so depressed about this.
𝙍𝙀𝙃𝘼𝙏
@R3H8TOct 23
nobody: the browser company:
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I be taking photos and stuff, in a chill way though
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skooks
@skooookum9h
Every graph looks like this now
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People going out in costumes this weekend are SICK IN THE HEAD. Halloween is NEXT WEEK!!
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Alex@al171148Oct 24
That’s why I love New York. Greatest city to chop it up with people
j.m. kettle
@jmkettleOct 23
Chopping it up is my greatest joy. I love chopping it up with everyone. Deli guy, subway girl, smoking section of the club. I’ll chop it up with ANYONE ANYWHERE.
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Tamara Winter
@tamarawinterOct 23
Happy 20th birthday to one of the greatest albums of all time: open.spotify.com/album/3JW4P… Have been waiting for this anniversary edition (with a bunch of live performances!) to drop for weeks. Miss Amy so much.
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My favorite instagram couple broke up and my day is ruined
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I’m feeling sort of trauma bonded to yall
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We have to ban short form video, basically
New Left EViews
@NewLeftEViewsOct 23
The rise of mass short-form video content has been an unmitigated disaster.
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The rise of mass short-form video content has been an unmitigated disaster.
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Chopping it up is my greatest joy. I love chopping it up with everyone. Deli guy, subway girl, smoking section of the club. I’ll chop it up with ANYONE ANYWHERE.
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unpatched productivity hack. 1. write all the things you need to do a yellow legal pad 2. Pick one, do it, cross it out 3. continue until you are done.
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it will be incredible easy to be successful beyond your wildest imagination over the next few decades if you just manage to not go insane. the issue is all of society is orientating around driving you into total insanity, and selling your soul to an increasingly cosmic set of sin
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Changed my passwords, not stressed anymore
j.m. kettle
@jmkettleOct 22
This ai stuff really stressing me out, hurting my ability to post… not good.
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This ai stuff really stressing me out, hurting my ability to post… not good.
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Joe Weisenthal
@TheStalwartOct 22
So if you want to understand capitalism, you need to be talking to small business owners, portfolio managers, and Marxists. Nobody else can really talk about it with any substance.
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@psswordprotectdOct 22
Ecco2k and Wittgenstein are my heroes
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