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"God is God, but whiskey is something you can drink." -Shalom Aleichem (또한 : 저는 한국어를 공부하고 있어요.)

New York, NY
Joined June 2012
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"You put the Abe in babe." -Mary Todd Lincoln – at College Park, MD
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I think of twitter more as a literary form than a social media platform.
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Is there a chess website that matches based on rating AND how much we've each had to drink this evening?
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Switched out of rapid 15+10 to classical on lichess because one guy got mad at me for thinking too long and accidentally running out the time, and now it’s set me at a much higher rating than I deserve again.
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The problem I'm having with chess right now is as the game gets closer to an end, I'll look around, consider and dismiss a bunch of moves, and then play the first one I dismissed because I forgot I had dismissed it already.
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Josh Logue retweeted
noah: two of every animal? what do i look like, a zookeeper? god:
all jokes aside a lot of people need to die
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Josh Logue retweeted
My drinks aren't stirred. They are visably shaken.
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I might have just found my favorite chess player of all time.
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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and that’s why his name is Courage
Courage would cry his eyeballs out then immediately come back wit the blick
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Josh Logue retweeted
2026 PitchingNinja Award for Best Reaction by an Umpire after Losing Consecutive ABS Challenges. 🤣🏆 Winner: Laz Díaz (and Salvy)
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Should I play one more game of chess before I go to bed? I've lost five games tonight and I'm drunk.
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OK I'll have one more drink and decide.
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OK but so what the fuck is Idaho's state gun though?!
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What’s so crazy about this is he could have posted anything or nothing at all, and the lamest tweet imaginable is all he could come up with.
Guess my election-interfering space lasers didn’t work this time 🤷‍♂️
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Josh Logue retweeted
instead of a sticker you should get a hot dog when you vote
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My dreams of being a poet vanished like a thing in a whatever.
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Honestly I'm a fan of this; these are all iconic guns. If I lived in Idaho, my question would be which one has the closest ties to my state specifically.
LOL Idaho is voting on a state gun. This is the most Idaho thing I’ve seen
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I said this sentence tonight, and in context it made at least partial sense: "You know who built a bad deck? Rutherford B Hayes."
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Although I guess you could argue he built a good deck for himself. It was just bad for the country.
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Say what you will about my Slay the Spire 2 deck building abilities, but I never ended Reconstruction.
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