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I write for your girlfriend’s favorite tv show. Creator/showrunner of Glamorous on Netflix.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2009
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Next week has been exhausting.
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Taylor Sheridan I love Lioness and this season’s premiere is one of the most fun episodes of TV I’ve seen all year but China and Mexico are not trade partners of consequence!!
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Please stream Lioness on Paramount Plus. It is EXCELLENT
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This absolutely would have been a storyline Tom Clancy would have used for Jack Ryan Jr.
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Guys who cum fast are underrated
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Guys who take forever to cum are the swing voters of sex Just cum/decide already!!
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✨ four favorite films of 2024 so far:
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The masculine urge to invent a ghost story to trick a detective into covering up your wife’s murder
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Nothing makes my heart sink more than a scene in a movie where a rich person in 1928 is not worried about the stock market
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“No!! No!! You have to sell!! Please stay rich!!”
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Move the shorts out of the telecast. Bizarre tertiary time wasting category not deserving prime airtime.
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Agree or disagree?
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Me if I stopped Propecia and Ozempic
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This is how gay guys dress now
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Gaby and Carlos fleeing Wisteria Lane for their lives and he catches her packing a boa. “Carlos if you are taking me somewhere I don’t need a boa then I’m not going!”
What is your favorite Desperate Housewives moment?
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I was an assistant on a show whose producers were spinning up to shoot the Desperate Housewives pilot. (Still have the hard copy.) I interviewed for a Season One assistant job. Didn’t get it. Three years later, I met there as a writer and got staffed. Thank you Marc Cherry.
‘Desperate Housewives’ premiered 20 years ago today.
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(But also thank you Bob Daily and Sabrina Wind for convincing Marc to read my sample and hire me.)
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Well-behaved nightbitches seldom make history
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brb going on two dates with someone I never see again
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An entire row walked out of my screening of Megalopolis. Cowards!!
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