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Writer. Gamer. Post-hoc Buffyverse commentator. Mad compositionist. One highfalutin' sonofagun. He/him. Also Dad Nuke of https://nitter.gq/t.co/hMfrAli2mJ

About town.
Joined May 2010
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Jumping ship for bluer skies. You can always find me @jnicholasgeist.com
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Tomorrow: The Essay Library Anthology, Vol. 8: Seasons. Premiering at 10:00 AM PST, watch 27 internet weirdos tackle the prompt “Seasons” in a collection of 60-second video essays. I haven’t seen the other entries yet but I’m willing to bet mine’s dumbest. youtu.be/ewoXycDfy4k
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🚨 We're looking for people to make 60-second video essays about SEASONS for The Essay Library Anthology Vol. 8! All interpretations + experience levels are welcome. Submit your micro-essay by October 6: theessaylibrary.com/#vol8 📼Collab trailer edited by @bluemmylou. ❄🌷⛱🍂
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making $100k/ week and wearing a beanie is so crazy. if i made even a tenth of that, i would be wearing a top hat and monocle like mr. peanut
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"The best writing comes not when you want to say something but when you want to find something." ~ Andre Dubus III
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not what i meant
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Do you favor a four-in-hand over a half windsor?
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Oops, disregard, he already discussed this elsewhere: nitter.gq/dieworkwear/status/182…
look at how much better a four-in-hand knot looks. small, mindful, demure. half- and double-windsors result in a meatball-sized knot under your chin
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nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - you never crossed a picket line - your solidarity with all working people - your sick union swag
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Kill Screen 4eva
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🧵 It's really stunning how many people who claimed Democrats should "reach out to rural people" really just meant "be Paul Ryan." Tim Walz is everything these pundits pretended to want. What they actually wanted was a conservative Democratic party.
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telling all of my friends with small daughters that if they say "i wanna learn about dinosaurs and jump on a trampoline" this is in fact a perfectly fine career path
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Kesha is the best artist of all time and I would and will die for her
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seeing that your roommate left some plums in the icebox:
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JD Vance thinks that he insulted cats, not women.
Vance to Megyn Kelly on "childless cat ladies": "Obviously it was a sarcastic comment. I’ve got nothing against cats. ... People are focusing so much on the sarcasm and not on the substance … and the substance of what I said, Megyn — I’m sorry, it is true."
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Biden walking to the helicopter on Inauguration Day after Harris is sworn in.
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The last three weeks have been a hell of a year.
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To be clear, if you're saying "We can't run Kamala bc other people (not me) are racist and sexist [and we have to go along with what racists and sexists think]," that is itself racist and sexist. Urging us to abide by what racists and sexists want is racist and sexist.
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