@jnoley

More bangers, less ballads. He/Him

 Manchester
Instagram.com/jnoley
Joined February 2009
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My friend sent me this earlier. She ordered a skirt off Vinted and after two weeks of waiting, the order was cancelled. Check out the reason given.
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*Miley breathes a sigh of relief that she dodged another day of work*
Pop Crave
@PopCrave19h
🚨 JAY-Z to perform at the Super Bowl Halftime Show.

JAŸ-Z headlines #AppleMusicHalftime

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Ahmad Malay 💎🔊@MalayAhmadOct 24
Jimmy Fallon asks Sam Altman if he uses ChatGPT to raise the baby he has with his husband, and his answer is hilarious Jimmy Fallon: “You, you and your husband just had a baby. Congratulations, yeah. How old? How old is the baby?” Sam Altman: “Eight month old?” Jimmy Fallon: “Are you loving him?” Sam Altman: “So much. I have no non-cliched thing to say, but it is by far so much better than anything anyone tells you. I just so incredibly happy.” Jimmy Fallon: “And do you use ChatGPT when, when raising your baby?” Sam Altman: “I do. I mean I feel kind of bad about it because I, we have this like genius level at everything, intelligence sitting there like waiting to unravel the mysteries of humanity.” “And I'm like, why my kid stop dropping his pizza on the floor and laughing?” “So I feel like I'm not asking a good enough question.” “But it is, I don't know. I cannot imagine having gone through like figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT. Clearly people did it for a long time, no problem.”
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Midwestern trade@ctrlsinnOct 26
Tiktok fuckin killsss meeeee
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Frankie ‘finding out’ if he’s bi or not. #BBUK
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Mukhtar
@I_amMukhtarOct 26
Today at Southwark Crown Court, Chris Brown, Russell Brand and Tommy Robinson are all appearing in court.
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This bellend unknowingly outing that he listens to more Pet Shop Boys music than his own.
Boy George@BoyGeorgeOct 23
Well, the @petshopboys released 'A Man From The Future' two weeks ago and it's still on the @Spotify Release Radar and my track 'We Will Dance Again' came out a week ago and it's not? So go fucking figure?
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First they censored “Protect The Dolls”, now the BBC are censoring pride pin badges leicester.news/bbc-edits-out…

BBC edits out pride pins on University Challenge in ‘Orwellian’ move

Two University of Leicester students speak out over ‘absurd’ and ‘Orwellian’ decision by the BBC and ITV Studios to edit out pride pins worn on University Challenge

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La Cruz Daily@LaCruzDailyOct 23
— @ricky_martin ha comenzado a seguir a La Cruz en instagram, ahora se siguen mutuamente.
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I can’t be two faced big brother, i can’t do it. I really enjoyed that. #bbuk
Ben Cooper-Cain@jnoleyOct 22
I hope we’re prepared for a boring arse episode tomorrow as we’re forced to sit through the cruel visits from home. #bbuk
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When you realise you’ve really fucked up at work and you’re wondering whether to say anything. #bbuk
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20 minutes of talking with…Harry? #bbuk
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I hope we’re prepared for a boring arse episode tomorrow as we’re forced to sit through the cruel visits from home. #bbuk
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Not them taking TWO DAYS and a statement from Women’s Aid to pull up Omar. Horse. Bolted. #bbuk
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Lilly@lilly_of_valleyOct 20
every UK news story
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These nominations. #bbuk
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Ben Cooper-Cain retweeted
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@superTV247Oct 20
Are nominations coming up by any chance? #BBUK
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Erm, we all know her best friend is actually Lesley.
Miley Legacy
@MileyLegacy_Oct 20
the back of the card
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Ofcom HQ tomorrow morning. #bbuk
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I would never support Big Brother intervening unnecessarily, but I have to say, that was *exactly* the right point for production to step in. This. Is. Disturbing. #bbuk
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23 series of this show and I’ve never seen anything like this. #bbuk
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