Otek

I once dated this gurl who did nothing kwa nyumba. Kazi ni kukaa tu na kukula na kuscroll tik tok. Ata kuoga ilikua ngumu mark you mmeshinda mkikulana the whole weekend.

Nishawai nunua shati na 30 bob gikomba alafu beste yangu akanishow nimegongwa bana

Uzuri my gurl huwa na followers watano tu kazi yake ni kujiongelesha huku😂

Jana nimeenda out na over 30s, tell me why wanakula Sasa wanaskia kulala 😭

Up and Thankful. Goodmorning loyals and Friends of Okumu🤝

The more I get golder ndio narealize kumbe sinanga marafiki, najuana tu na watu

Kwa kina ndoa nayo haitakangi mambo na maombi..,maombi kidogo shetani anakuja na malaika wake saba wanakita kambi kwako bana.

Na milango zikifunguka make sure unasahau mahali umetoka

My parents wamekua na the same phone number since I was born bana, ni kama hawakua na watu wa kucut off

It's crazy how watu wengi hawataki kupata watoto in this generation

Up and Thankful. Goodmorning loyals and Friends of Okumu🤝

Wasee wa nduthi ushago hawakuangi na pressure, unangojewa umalize shughuli zako akurudishe home ,10/10 service if you ask me👌

murima burials hunishangaza, those people once you die they're so done with you, unazikwa makaburini kama watu wamerudi mbio shughuli zao. Alafu wao hawalalishi maiti kwa nyumba.

My pal alitumwa na manzi yake amteremshie handbag kutoka kwa nyumba bois akakuja ameifunga na gazeti. As a man I was proud😂

Kuna Dem bestie anadai kugift bois wake but ananichapia buying a man a gift ni ngumu..anashindwa amsurprise na nini coz what the guy likes ni wanawake wengine😂

Not having a poop schedule is so crazy mahn, wdym you poop at any time?.. kwani wewe ni new born??

Up and thankful. goodmorning loyals and Friends of Okumu🤝

bana safaricom waache kutumia watu hiyo prompt ya "you do not have data bundles" ukiwa unatumia Wifi

Nikiona Dem uwaga naona pesa nitaspend, a piece of my time she'll take na responsibilities mingi kama za kukuwa in charge of someone's emotions then napiga hesabu nini nitapata in return for all that, najipata tu nimeshika shugli zangu.

lakini mwanaume kubeba lunch ukienda job ni weird. Imagine ukamwagikiwa na stew alafu kila mtu kwa ofisi akiuliza ni nani ananuka dengu kamande wasee wanasema ni Steve wa compliance.