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"Adduunka waxaan ka dhigi doonaa sida meeshan oo kale!" ninna ma uusan odhan tuulada madhan ka hor inta uusan u dhaqaaqin doonta.
If you were going to recommend an illicit drug to a friend who never does illicit drugs, what would it be?
Joe Cecchini retweeted
I asked this girl who was the most handsome man in the world and she said Ewan McGregor and I was like “thanks but you can only pick one”
Said the employee of Big Mayo
They usually go with someone less well known. Known, but not famous. That would not be this. But this would be cool.
telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/11…
Joe Cecchini retweeted
All this "transplants flipped Texas" stuff is serious cope.
Ted Cruz is Canadian.
Ken Paxton is from North Dakota.
Dan Patrick is from Baltimore.
Elon Musk is from South Africa.
Joe Rogan is from Jersey.
Talarico: Native Texan. Ginajosa: Native Texan.
As of 2023, the percentage of citizens living in Texas who were born there is actually higher than the national average. It's not even top 25 in percentage of transplants.
Joe Cecchini retweeted
We asked Kevin Pollak about the CRAZIEST actor he’s ever worked with… and it led to an absolutely all-timer of a story 😂
Rip, Torn plays himself in Dodgeball
Catch Kevin as Special Agent Musso on Tulsa King — the ruthless FBI agent who’s been making life hell for Stallone’s Dwight since Season 3. Season 4 of 'Tulsa King' is out now on Paramount+!
via @RichEisenShow
Joe Cecchini retweeted
the fact that AI agents are scamming scammers now is so funny to me lol
this one startup uses fake AI voices to bait scammers and sells what it learns to banks
so far apate's bots have wasted literally 17 years of scammers' time
it started when the founder got a scam call at a family picnic
instead of hanging up he decided to play dumb for fun, and kept the scammer talking for 44 minutes
but then he realized every minute on that call was a minute the scammer couldn't spend on a real victim
and that he was actually learning potentially useful info from the call
so he built bots to do it for him, and now they trick tens of thousands of scammers every day
here's how it works:
1. the bots pose as regular people with different ages, accents and languages
2. they answer scam calls and reply to shady texts and emails
3. they play along until the scammer gives up phone numbers, bank accounts and crypto wallets
4. Apate passes all of that to banks, phone companies and government agencies so they can go after the scams
my favorite part is the company says it celebrates every time a scammer swears at one of its bots lol
When it comes to theme songs, I think Thursday Night Football better than anything Saturday, Sunday, or Monday.
Gunna let em know.
My wife is from Long Island. And we visit often.
This tracks.
(As a guide, Alec Baldwin and Bill O’Reilly are from Long Island)
My son is insisting we rewatch Game 4 of last year’s NBA Finals.
I didn’t think I could love him more…
With Santos on reality TV, MTG turned turncoat, and Boebert looking like she’ll be JERKED out of her office, we turn to you Tony for entertainment. You have great promise, my goomba paisan. Go forth and do your work!
NY-21 Congressional Candidate and Trump loyalist Anthony Constantino declared victory in a profanity-laced speech last evening.
Constantino scolded members of the media for not reporting his successes.
He had WWNY Reporter Garrett Dombleski removed from his watch party, calling him an "a**hole" repeatedly.