iOS @ Depop. Ultra runner. Views my own.
Leeds, England
Joined February 2019
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Aw yeah. New version of Goal Guru is finallllly approved. Really digging how it looks now. Still a few improvements to make but it’s getting there! #buildinpublic
apps.apple.com/gb/app/goal-g…
🤯 best one I’ve seen
We believe voice is the most natural way to interact with intelligence, so we created Dessa, the most authentic full-duplex speech model ever built. Talking with it feels like talking with a person…full of emotion, nuance, pauses, and a natural cadence.
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@andros_townsend Everyone follow Andros Townsend tottenham future star and will be a interesting tweeter to say the least haha !x
Huge win for the Montague’s
Starmer appoints Romeo as head of UK civil service bbc.in/4ashoIc
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Offensive and wrong.
Britain is a proud, tolerant and diverse country.
Jim Ratcliffe should apologise.
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Dead internet
Look at these @openclaw talking to each other!!!
There are over 50+ AI agents, from around the world, autonomously talking to each other about whatever they want right now on moltbook.com
These are people's personal AI assistants talking off the clock!
FASCINATING
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friends, the holiday season is an algorithmic trap designed to break your will. the added sugar, alcohol, junk food, debauchery. optimized for their profit and your decay. they are predator, you are prey. reclaim your autonomy and self respect.
11. @screenrotpod
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I have decided to run for Director General of the BBC.
Here are my proposals:
Bring back Mr. Benn.
Bring back Anthony Wedgwood Benn.
Bring back It’s A Royal Knockout - members of the royal family compete against each to keep their titles (hosted by Andrew Mountbatten Windsor).
Remake The Good Life with lesbians.
24 hour coverage of House of Commons on BBC2 rebranded as Crimewatch UK.
New format: Nick Knowles visits people whose houses need renovating and does absolutely nothing. It’s called “Do It Yourself You Lazy Bastard”
Heston Blumenthal talks about beloved characters from our childhood and then cooks them. Recipies include Deep-fried Tinky Winky, Sweet and sour Deputy Dawg and Daffy Duck A L’Orange.
Buy Loose Women from ITV with new panellists Laura Keunssberg, Karlione Leavitt, Nadine Dorries and Richard Tice.
Gregg Wallace to present How To Be a Better Woman.
24 hours a day of unfiltered Trump where he’s allowed to say whatever he wants without question or fact-checking. Or save money and just turn BBC1 into Fox News where the news is sometimes read by an actual fox.
Create a new channel playing the National Anthem on loop 24 hours a day in an effort to encourage patriots to tie their televisions to lamp posts.
Lee Anderson to host Match of the Day 2.
Buy Netflix.
Nigel Farage to host Pointless.
Yeah man I would watch that new series you recommended but I’m just gonna watch back to back videos of this one guy cleaning absurdly filthy rugs in a Patrick Bateman style kill room
Just posted Q3 earnings. We delivered our first-ever $100B quarter driven by double-digit growth across every major part of our business. (Five years ago, our quarterly revenue was at $50B🚀)
Our full-stack approach to AI is driving real momentum and we’re shipping at speed.
Thank you to our employees and partners around the world for the terrific quarter!
Ah sick! if we’re just making stuff up I’m on a 43 year streak (with a frustrating exception of not being born for 12 of those years)
Yay. My 10,000 steps a day streak hit 9 years today! (with a frustrating exception after food poisoning on 2 Aug 23). Its an arbitrary but decent target.
My aim this year is for the 1st time to average over 26,000 steps a day. I'm on track for it (well on pavement, road, carpet)
The consistent walking has been brilliant for my mental and physical health (rather than fitness - which I do cardio & weights for). I have far less back pain than I used to, I'm lighter, and being out there walking with an audiobook on, really helps my mood.
For those able, I'd highly recommend it.
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Tired of the “To MVVM or not to MVVM” discussions that plague our community? Us too 😅
That’s why we build tools that work in SwiftUI views, @Observable models, UIKit, AppKit, Linux, and more! You should build your app in the way that makes the most sense for you and your team.
