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sarcastic/esoteric/witty/perfectionist all mixed… with a pinch of salt

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Joined January 2012
Surprisingly Inter Miami still hasn’t sold out the stadium for MLS Cup. Ticket prices are 33% cheaper than they were for Season Ticket Member presale. I blame Ticketmaster more than the club but it’s very frustrating nonetheless
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Loved seeing the boy from Pines get the recognition and respect. Well deserved and earned!
A special moment for Noah Allen ✨ A continual inspiration for @InterMiamiAcad and many others 💗
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Relax. He was getting a call about his car’s extended warranty. We’ve all been there
Yes. You can hear it my voice. Wow
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Throwback to our leagues cup hero. @ds_callender 🫡
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Introducing the @blackheronsutd Unity kit 🩷🖤 During a time when many communities that we identify with are under attack, the Unity Kit was created as a reminder that we can all protect each other from the divisive factors of society.
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He was literally all alone, onside, and inside of a touch past a sprawling keeper, he opts to power it into the bar. Please for the love of God give us something other than Suarez
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Balloons 🎈& Smoke 💨 🩷 🖤
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Words cannot describe the sadness in which I felt hearing this news. Andy was everything you could imagine in a friend, father, fellow supporter, and man. An outstanding individual who stood for everything good and right. He will be so greatly missed.
We lost a great friend yesterday. Andy was a great man with a big heart filled with love for his family, his friends, and his community. A valued leader in this organisation, Andy was a voice that stood up for what is good and what is right. He helped shape this community with quiet strength and unwavering care. Whether through online outreach, onsite support, or guidance behind the scenes, Andy always showed up with sincerity and wisdom. He made people feel seen, listened with purpose, and gave his time freely. His love, joy, and passion touched everyone he knew. He was the adult in the room for all things Siege, mature, well spoken, and kind. We will keep everyone updated on anything we can do for Andy, such as services or contributions. A GoFundMe has also been set up for the future of his children, Lili and Lucas, and all contributions will go directly to his family. Our hearts go out to Michelle, Lili, Lucas, and all who knew and loved him. Rest in peace Andy, we love you.
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This one hurts. Andy was the best of us! He was the voice of reason to so many of us. 🫡 🕊️
We lost a great friend yesterday. Andy was a great man with a big heart filled with love for his family, his friends, and his community. A valued leader in this organisation, Andy was a voice that stood up for what is good and what is right. He helped shape this community with quiet strength and unwavering care. Whether through online outreach, onsite support, or guidance behind the scenes, Andy always showed up with sincerity and wisdom. He made people feel seen, listened with purpose, and gave his time freely. His love, joy, and passion touched everyone he knew. He was the adult in the room for all things Siege, mature, well spoken, and kind. We will keep everyone updated on anything we can do for Andy, such as services or contributions. A GoFundMe has also been set up for the future of his children, Lili and Lucas, and all contributions will go directly to his family. Our hearts go out to Michelle, Lili, Lucas, and all who knew and loved him. Rest in peace Andy, we love you.
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We ain’t stressing tariffs over here! 😂 #FITYMI
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Who’s with me?
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Miami Freedom Park construction progress 🏟️
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Join us at 9PM while we discuss the current state of @InterMiamiCF. After the rants last week blaming Mascherano, the attack, and the leadership from #messi and others. The club lost 3-0 against their instate rivals. Is #IMCF a disaster in the making... youtube.com/watch?v=9lxLnO9w…
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We need a new coach that fits the temperament of this team. Whats Zidane up to these days? 😂
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Check the boys out. I’ll be yelling, or celebrating
For those staying up for #InterMiamiCF vs #Quakes74 cafecito is ready @BatteredHerons @BatteredMLSFans
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Have you missed us??? We are ready to be back. And Mike is ready to rant about the state of @InterMiamiCF as we host a pre kickoff show tonight at 9PM. Is he going to put the blame on the manager, #messi, the defense... you won't want to miss this youtube.com/live/M-uqLzyizho
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And they want me to sign a 2-3 year contract, at a price hike, so I can keep watching this happen. Stop calling me #IMCF #AbusiveRelationship #🚩
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So far since Messi has arrived and ownership reorganized the entire club around him: 1 Leagues Cup trophy (2023) 1 Supporters Shield (2024) 1st Rounded MLS Playoffs (2024) Quarterfinals CCC (2024) Semi-Finals CCC (2025) Round of 16 Leagues Cup (2024) Miss Playoffs (2023)
Disgraceful. Embarrassing. Complete and total failure. Mascherano is in worlds over his head. Suarez needs to retire tonight. Miami needs to build an actual team. When are changes coming @Jorge__Mas?
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