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I don’t use twitter anymore. Elsewhere on the internet. 🦜Yah, i’m the EASTERN ROSELLAS dad. Repped by @rmk_management

Sydney, Australia
Joined March 2009
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This place is a grave yard but I am here to tweet this: 🦜
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She’s a blonde bombshell 👱🏻‍♀️ 💣 #barbie #Oppenheimer #Barbenheimer Enjoy!
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Winners: @hotboybebop (USA), Oscarina (Mexico), @joelbp (Australia), Mitko Petrov (Bulgaria), Tina Doreen Schwarzkopf (Germany), @_kopanoP (South Africa)
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So apparently 2019 *wasn’t* three months ago, and 2022 is in six months.
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I swear The King’s monologues in #Hamilton are literally every Ben Folds song.
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This is now on YouTube and I have no explanation : youtu.be/Oxy3kPkXMPg
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If I had a time machine I would go back a few months and invest in bicycles. 🚲
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youtube.com/watch?v=MvsbskBz… Wrote this & am in it. WARNING: Contains Nickleback-esque soundtrack.
I just remembered water beds were a thing. Are they still a thing?
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mystery surely precedes enquiry
So are Americans actually putting CREAM in their coffee?
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Me: Why do you love the moon? My 3yr Old: Because it orbits the Earth and spins on it’s axis. 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀
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