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Spent 10 years @innocent. Now Mr Marketing @hackneygelato Think a lot. Write less.

London
Joined August 2010
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These are troubled times but I think we can all take solace in the fact Kirsty is feeling fantastic
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Replying to @BBC6Music
@BBC6Music today’s nationa anthem is about my old man - Dorchester’s finest, one & only Alistair Chisholm. Louder than a fog horn. Richer than velvet. Listening to today’s show has been a surreal experience. Mind you, growing up with a town crier for a dad was pretty surreal too – at Hackney, London
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He tried to start a movement for extreme town crying a few years back. It involved him doing vaguely extreme things whilst performing a town cry. He abseiled down Portland Rock and he did a cry in the buff on Studland nudist beach. Covered his bits with his tricorn hat. – at Hackney, London
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Never really took off for some reason. – at Hackney, London
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Can’t stop seeing Putin as Bill Nighy here
Hello Mr. @rickastley, hope your tour is going well. Sorry to contact on such a public platform. Before I get busy with this year's Let's Rocks, I need your help on a very special request. For a full explanation, please DM me. Big love, DBP
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There’s enough advertising in the world without someone who works in advertising taking pictures of advertising and sharing them on an advertising platform, but these caught my eye recently - good use of words innit
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Really enjoyed chatting @entforum up in Durham this morning. Great group of people and a very beautiful part of the country. Back to the Great Wen now to smash some windows and eat some eels.
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Tasty insight. Food for thought. Etc – at Durham, England
The man's a genius.
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Sometimes, I like to pull out my Blackerry Classic, charge it up, turn on, and just feel the contours of the keys as I type... QUESTION: 1. What type of #Blackberry did you have? 2. What #Blackberry feature do you miss most?
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It’s important to hear from Brenda from time to time - her views on UK politics are as relevant and urgent now as they were then youtu.be/d3PKE8uTSp8 – at Hackney, London
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Watching a spaniel watching a digger. Haven’t moved for a while now.
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There are few things colder than a ‘warm regards’ sign off
New York is empty but for one man Idris Elba in a kilt His eyes are eternal His thoughts - black & white He pulls out a pocket telescope & looks out Telescope POV: in the distance Elba is looking back at himself through another telescope BOTH ELBAS: “Checkmate” ‘BELONG’
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Email requests explained: Send it over - low urgency. Take your time. I’ll sleep tonight if I don’t get it. Ping it over - medium urgency. Would be good to get it before too long. Don’t dawdle, hey? Fire it over - FOR FUCK SAKE STEVE SEND THE FUCKING EMAIL ALREADY – at Hackney, London
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Massive long shot here but might as well try - anyone got a spare tote bag? – at Hackney, London
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There can only be one mr motivator
Sure I’ve just walked past you @MrMotivator 👋🏻 I did smile 😊 You in the UK atm? (If not you have a double!)
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10 years ago, this ice cube would have melted a bit slower. Makes you think, doesn’t it?
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It makes me think about changing weather patterns and the future of the human race and how I’m not having a particularly busy morning. – at Hackney, London
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I just walked out of a Tesco Express with a pint of milk and two bananas. Man walks past me, nods at my purchases and says ‘milk and yoghurt - that’s a good breakfast, that’ – at Liverpool, England
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