Pachelbel's Canon in D gives the cello the same eight notes over and over, and Rob Paravonian, who got stuck playing them, has not gotten away from them since. He counted the A coming around fifty four times, and he figures Pachelbel must have dated a cellist who dumped him. He thought quitting the cello would end it. Then his stepnephew's eighth grade graduation played Vitamin C's "Graduation" and there they were again. He got in the car and Aerosmith's "Cryin'" was doing it too, so he switched to folk and got "One Tin Soldier." After that he gave up fighting it and started naming them: Blues Traveler's "Hook," Green Day's "Basket Case," Matchbox Twenty's "Push," Better Than Ezra's "Good," Bush's "Machinehead," U2's "With or Without You," Natalie Imbruglia's "Torn," Avril Lavigne's "Sk8er Boi," Twisted Sister's "We're Not Gonna Take It," the Laverne and Shirley theme, Bob Marley's "No Woman, No Cry," and the Beatles' "Let It Be." A wedding piece from about 1680 is sitting under a punk song and a sitcom theme. What did he leave out?