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Albany, NY
Joined January 2009
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RIP Donnie Iris. I shot this when we saw his final show at the Wylie in September.
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Donnie Iris. A Pittsburgh legend. 🖤💛 May he rest in peace.
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Donnie Iris, forever a Pittsburgh legend. 1943-2026 🖤 💛
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Went on an 80's bender over the weekend! LOL. Was just thinking about My9Albums 80s version. These are records from that decade which were important to me then, and still get a lot of play here. What's your 80s albums?
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Representing 2️⃣1️⃣🇵🇷
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Representing the game of Baseball through extraordinary character, community involvement, philanthropy and positive contributions, both on and off the field. @Lindor12BC is the 2026 Roberto Clemente Award winner! 🤩
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Happy 90th Birthday, Bill! One love, Keith... @bill_wyman 📷 #1 Bill Rasic #2 Ethan Russell #3,4 J.Bouquet
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The Complete 2014 King Crimson USA tour, plus an exclusive concert video of the Friends and Family night at The Egg in Albany, will be released on October 30 on 2 x Blu-ray with a 24-page booklet and new sleeve-notes from KC's biographer Sid Smith. burningshed.com/kingcrimson/…
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Jimmy Carter never got a second term. Voters looked at the gas prices, the weakness abroad, and the economic mismanagement and decided four years was enough. With a midterm two weeks away, Republicans are about to learn whether voters feel the same way now. If Carter had gotten four more years, it is hard to see how those four years would have looked much different from these, except even Jimmy Carter knew the Russians were the bad guys. ewerickson.substack.com/p/th…
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Ben Stiller "Obv you're a better basketball player than I am––but do you think you're a better athlete?” OG Anunoby "Yes.” Ben "Who's your favorite actor?” OG "Anne Hathaway” Ben "…OK…” Ben "Funniest moment in Meet the Parents?” OG "'I have nipples Greg. Can you milk me?"
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John Schaefer retweeted
Siena’s 2026 title banner unfurled:
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Love and miss you, Ueck. Win it for him @Brewers
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The Beatles albums you know, with alternate covers you may not
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Replying to @KatieZacharia
🤖 Made with AI
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Like a line straight out of a movie 😏 A "Major League" tribute to legendary Brewers broadcaster Bob Uecker as Milwaukee won the NL Pennant
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We’re proud to move our home opener from 7 p.m. to 3 p.m. on 10/23 in celebration of the @Brewers hosting Game 1 of the World Series.
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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