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Market Warsop, England
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Footballers who pretend to be more hurt than they are should be forced to visit an 8 year old child who's dressed up as a doctor on the side of the pitch, and only be allowed to come back on when said child is bored of using their toy stethoscope and bandages on them. #WorldCup – at Market Warsop, England
I miss the days before social media when people cared about actual football, not personality cults that lead to ridiculous worthless nonsense like Ballon d'bleddy'Or fever. It would get a lot less "prestige" if they called it what it is - "Journalists' Player of the Year". – at Market Warsop, England
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No-one adores Suede's genius more than me, and I'm so delighted they got nominated, and showed themselves to be a vital brand still at a creative peak, but I'm glad they didn't win. Would be like a great 60s band robbing them of their win in 93 - the kids deserve their moment
Suede are in Newcastle tonight for the 2026 @MercuryPrize Awards Show, where Antidepressants is shortlisted as one of the albums of the year.
Watch on BBC Four tonight from 9:30pm BST.
📸 Özgür Elver
-SuedeHQ
Could not recommend @Mythic_Beasts any more than I do if you want something hosting. On what will have been a bugger of a day their handling of the PHP disaster has been brilliant. Great communication, and my site's already back up and running, patches applied. Top work chaps! – at Market Warsop, England
The real twin paradox is that your twin that's been to space is both younger than you, and can say that they've been to space, so is quite attractive for that. There's no yin to any of that yang.
So Lauren James in the away leg, and Georgia Stanway tonight, both level by the meaning of the word, with two of the best goals you'll see, both ruled out by VAR for being fractions of a thou offside. The sooner Wenger's daylight rule comes in the better. #Lionesses
So for one reason or another I had Radio 1 on for half an hour while driving just now ... happy to report the kids are doing some *magnificent* pop music. Well done kids. – at Market Warsop, England
John Michael White retweeted
News report: after spotting Sarah Jones, 19 alone outside a club in Brighton unable to walk, John Smith, 47, offered her a lift home, proceeding to rape her while she was unconscious in the back of his car. He was stopped by a passerby who realised Jones wasn’t awake for the attack.
Incels: Sarah Jones regretted having sex with John Smith because she’s a whore
Who thought the best way to encourage people to "save" water was an advert where a load of insufferable kids drive you to want to shut them up with a hose pipe?
The problem with "only a matter of time till we score" is that that's how many a "one of those days" seemed to feel for a bit. Come on England!
#Lionesses
John Michael White retweeted
Going to start declaring myself a global phenomenon on the hearts and minds of just about anybody in the world.
xitter.cf/henrywinter/status/210… – at Market Warsop, England
“Without Beckham, there's probably no MLS. That said, MLS would not be the global phenomenon and not be on the hearts and minds of just about anybody in the world without Messi." Don Garber interview @FourFourTwo. And he'd love Kane to join one day.
fourfourtwo.com/person/mls-c…
John Michael White retweeted
Today marks three years since October 7th 2023 - the deadliest day for the Jewish people since the Holocaust.
On that day, Hamas terrorists unleashed a wave of barbaric violence, murdering more than 1,200 innocent men, women and children, and taking 251 people hostage.
We remember all those murdered.
May their memory be a blessing.
