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Simon Cowell’s music producer & part time 26 year old

Los Angeles, CA
Joined September 2016
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where we are - where we’re going :)
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this Halloween, do yourself a favor and tell the most regular people you see “I just LOVE your outfit”
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just watched Carrie for the first time and they did my home girl DIRTY. this Halloween season is for her
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I’ve met more survivors than I can count and I’m the only one I know whose perpetrator went to jail. I think it’s because I knew “what to do”. I knew to get a rape kit asap without showering, brushing my teeth, or eating or drinking anything. I knew to put my dress in a paper bag
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almost 4 months since the album and no reaction to stupid song has topped this one for me
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France and Ukraine fed Trump false intelligence to test whether he would leak it to Putin—and he did.
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Ukrainian officials rejected this claim when it was first made in January, as did the source of the rumour. No evidence to support the claim has since emerged. kyivpost.com/post/68368 leadstories.com/hoax-alert/202… snopes.com/news/2026/01/1… news.meaww.com/fact-check-did… The Trump administration shares intelligence with Ukraine, not Russia. reuters.com/world/europe/u… politico.com/news/2026/08/0…
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This is why I love pro wrestling ❤ Seeing that kid's face light up when he saw Kofi was amazing.🥰
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I still think about the guy who pointed out that "the underlying purpose of Al is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth." Rarely have I seen Al described so succinctly.
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And for my final trick, for the last few months of 2026, I have decided to go insane.
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it’s the nights I speed home alone, windows down, listening to songs that make you think of you, that I feel like I might get better
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A while ago I told a lady that I don’t wanna date until I accomplish a few more things and she told me to look around. I didn’t get it until just now
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I knew it. Coachella took down the video. Variety, NME, CNN Brasil, & Pitchfork wrote articles using this tweet. Reposting it here in clips: the moment The Strokes criticized the CIA, the US government, and the killings in Iran and Gaza. #Strokeschella
For those who missed it: this was the moment The Strokes ensured they’ll never set foot in Coachella again! I'm so proud of them #Strokeschella
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Holy shit. It’s time to subpoena Trump! 😡
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"I am worthy of God's love simply because I exist and if I am worthy of God's love shouldn't I be worthy of my own?" How beautiful.💞
James Van Der Beek, star of ‘Dawson’s Creek,’ died after a long battle with colorectal cancer. He was 48. This is a video he made telling people about his struggles and what cancer taught him. May he Rest in Peace 🕊️ .
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Now the real smoking begins…
🚨🇨🇺 CUBA — Doctors Develop Lung Cancer Vaccine.
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Cuba's CIMAvax-EGF is a therapeutic vaccine for advanced non-small cell lung cancer, developed over decades and approved in Cuba since 2011 for maintenance treatment to extend survival. It is not a new development or preventive vaccine. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CimaVax-E… roswellpark.org/cimavax pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/20387330/
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more people need to feel like this about this whole situation
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In Brazil, it is tradition that the first piece of cake goes to the most important person in your life.
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Mark Ruffalo on Donald Trump: “The guy is a convicted felon, a convicted rapist, he’s a pedophile. He’s the worst human being in the world. If we’re relying on this guy’s morality then we’re all in a lot of trouble. I love this country and what I’m seeing here is not America”
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"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
On this day in history in 2021, thousands of peaceful grandmothers and others gathered in Washington, D.C., to take a self-guided, albeit unauthorized, tour of the U.S. Capitol building. Earlier that day, President Trump held a rally, where supporters walked to the Capitol to exercise their First Amendment right about the irregularities of the 2020 election. During this time, some individuals entered the Capitol, took photos, and explored the building before leaving. Afterwards, hundreds of peaceful protestors were hunted down, arrested, held in solitary confinement, treated unjustly and crucified in the media. Countless hours and taxpayer dollars were spent pursuing grandmothers and raiding President Trump’s home, while terrorists and millions of illegal immigrants crossed our nation’s borders, causing havoc in our communities. Fortunately, this version of the DOJ exists only in history.
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I’m convinced speed is secretly a Maoist on a mission to destroy the neocolonial empires of the first world. Inshallah he is successful
IShowSpeed was shocked to learn he can’t buy pure diamonds in Botswana because the country is locked into contracts. Even though it produces the most diamonds in the world, Botswana has one of the poorest local diamond markets 😳
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