@johnsummif

pronouns: drunk/bald/chicago | (parody/not affiliated w john summit)

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Joined May 2022
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chicago ppl will say chi is the best city in the world in the summer and then they’ll post pics of them laying down at a cement beach
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going from being a fan of John’s for years to being a vocal part of his fanbase/community - there’s truly nothing in life I’ll ever be more proud of I’m so thankful this account has connected me with so many amazing people and it’ll always be the peak era of my life ❤️ love you all so much
John Summit
@johnsummit14 Oct 2024
i will miss u my sweet bald prince
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hanging up the cleats 👨‍🦲✌️ thank you all for everything ❤️
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Just bald filtered fisher’s baby
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Miami peeps, highly encourage you all to catch @disfreq at space tn couple a top blokes who solely play their own music.. they’re gonna absolutely shred the terrace I wish I could be there
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when you’re on the mirage security line and you realize you got a baggie in your pocket
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my eventual wedding won’t be open bar it’ll be open bag
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COLLECT THE COMMAS FRIDAY CMONNNNNNNN
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my guy taking the term “down under” a bit too literally 💀
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Last time Joel Corry was in town my friends found me ptfo in the bushes and I had to pay $200 for yacking in the uber lmfao let’s see how tn goes
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who caught me vibing up in the top left corner
Eric Prydz
@ericprydz27 Sep 2024
Music.. Nothing else… ❤️
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sounds like bald homie was just tryna get some hair transplants let him live
chris evans
@notcapnamerica26 Sep 2024
Eric Adams is accused of: 1. Accepting illegal travel benefits (2015-2021): - Multiple instances of free or heavily discounted business class flights on Turkish Airlines - Free or discounted luxury hotel stays in Turkey and other countries - Free meals, transportation, and entertainment in Turkey
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was gonna be a good boy tn until I heard kinahau was playing at my mecca (hearsay)
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fuck I did this like 10 times this weekend
Terrace Terrorist
@terry_terrist25 Sep 2024
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my favorite season of the year, autism, is finally here 😇
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My DMs are open @johnsummit if we start a podcast I’ll face reveal fuck it
John Summit
@johnsummit25 Sep 2024
it’s refreshing to go on a podcast and have a real convo about my life, career and the current state of dance music instead of just arguing on twitter about it
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this person should be banned from any and all house music functions
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space is back which means watching clips of some combo of chasewest ms mada thunderpony malone monoky and slugg on Monday at 6pm is back fuck I need to fly down to Miami asap
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funny with all the shit happening with diddy DJs are still playing their Last Night edits 😅 I don’t rly care at all it’s just funny
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ADAM TEN BEST SET AT MIRAGE ALL YEAR
John SUMIF() (fan)@johnsummif20 Sep 2024
forgot my lord and savior Adam Ten is here this weekend wtf
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forgot my lord and savior Adam Ten is here this weekend wtf
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