john

Nope wasn’t this either

Why is the federal government carrying water for online gambling man what the fuck

MMA is not the hardest sport in the world. There are pro fighters who never fought until they were into their 20s, in almost no other professional sport will you find guys who never played until they were full adults competing at a pro level

I thought it was so bizarre when i found out Canadians do GHB for fun like I didn’t know that was fun drugs I thought it was just evil guy drugs

Everything ufc related feels like this to me now. I will not elaborate

Women will send you paragraphs dressing you down for being an alcoholic who doesn’t answer their phone and unfollow you on ig and then ask you out 3 days later

I’m just now realizing he was genuinely the emotional support billionaire for a lot of people and I’m sick you people are fucked in the head man

A girl liked this pic on my ig story and she’s so hot it makes me wanna get my life together

I’m thinking when I’m 30 it’s time to call it a day on the nose ring

I feel like work for dogs isn’t really work like they’re jobs are to chase stuff and smell things and which is like top 3 shit for a dog to be doin.,,

Josh Allen esqe

I thought the state of New York was a liberal wasteland and he only wanted to be in “gods country” he should not come here

Me

I know my parents don’t really like me cause I try to text them about our mutual interests and they leave me on read

I’m glad their pals cause when they did that rewatch pod during Covid it seemed like they did not like each other at all man

This girl really gave me the business for being an unreliable drunk recently so I’ve been on my best behavior out of pure spite but tonight I’m thinkin I’m drinkin 😏

After my last breakup I stopped getting heartburn #WhatDatMean