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Wewe ukiona waitress anatake long before aku serve, we jua you are not only the guest she is having🫴🤌💔
During my campus days, madems kadhaa walinicrushia but I never gave in.There was this particular kalenjin babe well loaded na ni vibes tupu alikua ananiitia hadi kasusu😂but sikuwai finya.Saa hizi nikikumbuka, ni kama wembe sharp inapitishwa kwa maini 🙂
Niaje mtu anaeza kaa kwa mat bila kufungua window hata kukue na joto aje ama kukue kunanuka aje.Watu abnormal ni wengi hapa nje
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Some people's lives got quieter, not because they're sad, but because they finally stopped explaining themselves.
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Sometimes the loudest person in the room is the most scared, and sometimes the quietest one is the one running everything.
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"Not everything can be resolved through kindness, which is why angels carry swords, not flowers."
Unaenda vacation kidogo away from hii app unapata mutuals wako pia walienda washakusahau hadi🙂😃.Tough times to be farming kwa hii shamba ya Elon.
Big teams seeing dust in the UCL is a clear prophecy of your relationship status before end of the Year.
Back in the days hii app ikiitwa twitter bado, kulikua na heists za mpesa na sportpesa zinapostiwa postiwa once in a while sikuhizi hata zile za share the link to 5groups pekee hakuna😭😂Eloi!🙆♂️
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Being broke isn't always about how much you earn.
Sometimes it's about:
• Spending before saving
• Buying things to impress people
• Having no valuable skills
• Depending on one source of income
Your financial future improves when your habits improve.
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Highschool kuamshwa for preps was on another level of trauma. Hao walimu wangetutoa teke kutoka dorm buana, moreso these senior teachers wenye walikua wanaishi ndani ya shule bila bibi zao. Mwalimu ameeka alarm ya 3.30 ndo akuje kukimbizana na wanafunzi buana. Hizo enzi unaeza jipata morning preps na vest pekee. Dark days in my books😅💔