renaissance man, 6’8, fruitcake 🇵🇪🇨🇺🏳️‍🌈

Brooklyn, NY
Joined January 2016
hi again yall ^_^
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My nipples are swelling with porridge daddy
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El mono estadounidense siempre quiere hacer de otros países su prostíbulo
Brazil if far right officials won elections
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elizabeth holmes in the second half of You Can See Everything:
Okay so someone just turned me into an idea of sorts
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parece donde fue el funeral del papa de fiona en shrek 2
EXCLUSIVE: Jaw-dropping new photos reveal most detailed look yet at Taylor Swift's wedding trib.al/kc6Q3QE
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ya hija si estamos todas igual
Zelenski: "Acilen 115 Milyar Euro lazım."
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accidentally stepped on a man’s foot at the gym and he then apologized to me
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but ricardo i have to go to work
Replying to @ricardo1
don’t go north of 14th or south of canal trust
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friend found it
whats that one reddit textpost memeThing that goes BASEBALL IS BACK BABY THIS IS REAL BASEBALL NONE OF THAT ... SHIT MEN DIE IN THE FIELD MEN GO TO WAR HERE MEN PISS AND SHIT HERE MEN GIVE BIR TH IN THE DUGOUTS. i feel lik im going crazy i cant find it Anyone please h elp. ,
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I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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This is like indistinguishable from the babbling of a five year old playing with his toys. So par for the course for weir.
PROJECT HAIL MARY author Andy Weir has an idea for a STAR WARS and STAR TREK crossover. “In my mind, I call it 'Star Star’…The idea is that the Genesis device going off at the end of 'The Wrath of Khan' rips a hole in the fabric of reality. And so did, too, the Death Star exploding in 'A New Hope.' It becomes the Yavin/Mutara wormhole. Then I imagine the Enterprise goes there, and so from that point forward, the stories diverge from canon…When the Enterprise goes to the 'Star Wars' universe, Spock [Leonard Nimoy] is dead, because it's the end of 'The Wrath of Khan,' but then Spock becomes a Force ghost. And Sulu [George Takei] has inherent Jedi abilities which manifest once he goes there."  (Source: inverse.com/entertainment/an…)
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when did my asshole get so dirty yo. remember when we were kids, and your asshole was clean. now its dirty. when did that happen?
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so many people followed me because of this just be warned i want to see them touch each other.
when you have a friend
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MY FAULT
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Someone in lab is wearing flip flops while handling corrosive acid
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into me… PANG
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“Arabs don’t produce literature” is really something you can only say if you’ve never had a moment’s contact with genuine civilization. A mind totally consumed by television and self-help books.
RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Novel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."
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suck a dick or knock this off
PUBLICLY HE IS WITH A WOMAN BUT BEHIND THE CURTAINS HE IS WITH A MAN ARE YOU LISTENING YET????!,,!
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evergreen.
In a new poll, 15% of Americans said they believe between 1 and 5% of NCAA athletes are transgender. 14% think between it's between 6 and 25%. Meanwhile, an NCAA spokesperson confirmed that the current number is "effectively" zero thebulwark.com/p/new-poll-bu…
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