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Don’t try to sneak apple juice into my hen party.

Joined September 2014
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I gave up liking Cam’s tweets for Lent.
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I am thrilled to announce Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as The United States Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS). For too long, Americans have been crushed by the industrial food complex and drug companies who have engaged in deception, misinformation, and disinformation when it comes to Public Health. The Safety and Health of all Americans is the most important role of any Administration, and HHS will play a big role in helping ensure that everybody will be protected from harmful chemicals, pollutants, pesticides, pharmaceutical products, and food additives that have contributed to the overwhelming Health Crisis in this Country. Mr. Kennedy will restore these Agencies to the traditions of Gold Standard Scientific Research, and beacons of Transparency, to end the Chronic Disease epidemic, and to Make America Great and Healthy Again!
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YES!
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Jon B retweeted
Nigga of the Decade #CTESPN
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Yeah, It’s really happening! Coming this summer. Full reveal in May #CFB25
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TB 37 - 39 HOU Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1080th unique final score in NFL history.
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LAR 20 - 43 DAL Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1079th unique final score in NFL history.
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PHI 25 - 11 TB Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1078th unique final score in NFL history.
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DEN 20 - 70 MIA Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1077th unique final score in NFL history.
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Women are really confused on how often we think about the Roman Empire. I’ve been thinking about it daily since I was about 8.
A new social media trend prompting women to ask the men in their lives how often they think about ancient Rome reveals that it crosses the minds of many men on a weekly basis. Even daily. Or more — to the surprise and confusion of their loved ones. wapo.st/465Yp0U
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HOU 9 - 25 BAL Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1076th unique final score in NFL history.
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If I’m up 73-0 on a team, and see their coach crying, I’m airing that thang out one more time because i need 80
Justin Parks consoling his head coach Butch Jones during a tough afternoon ❤️
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My solution to the Boston housing crisis: The Sextuple Decker – at Boston, MA
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1 down, 2 to go
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Replying to @elonmusk
Everything done will pay respect to the past and present of Italy
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let me put on something a little more … OSHA certified ;)
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Me, every Fourth of July:
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"It's done."
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This is the best tiktok I’ve seen in months
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