Journalist and sports marketer @redbull @twitter @theoceanrace

London, England
Joined February 2009
Jonno Turner retweeted
WWWWWWWDWWWWWW Unbeaten in 14. Unbeaten at home. Defeated Portsmouth in the FA Cup. Scored 47 goals this season - the most in England's top-five divisions. Paul Cook's Chesterfield. #Spireites
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Man with Beard on Xmas Day
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Argentina is world champion after a penalty shootout master class. At the core of their performance is goalkeeper Emi Martinez' mind games. Martinez dominated the French penalty takers, forcing two misses. Here’s a step-by-step description of his tricks in the final. Thread. 1/
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People will donate five times to Captain Tom's walking and buy LadBaby's song in every form possible but then still vote Conservative the next chance they get
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The steps to financial freedom in the UK: 1. Become prime minister 2. Ruin the economy 3. Resign after 45 days after becoming eligible for a £115k / year allowance for the rest of your life
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This man was extremely cynical, but extremely funny 😭😭
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😬 #DontLookUp in real life. 🥵
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We're big fans of this players' POV cam📹. That Giroud finish😮‍💨.
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A classic #AccidentalPartridge from the archives.
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Gareth Southgate wears a helmet on his Peleton.
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Oh my.
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🥳🤩 𝙇𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙚 𝙡𝙖𝙙𝙨!
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They just do parents evening and youth club on the same night in Derby
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honestly, I can’t wait to go to big tesco in the metaverse
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Piece Of Shit Baby Born On 2/22/2022 At 2:23 P.M. bit.ly/35l9Ojs
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absurd to be having conversations about the role of comedians as philosopher kings or whatever when new Jackass just came out, reminding everyone that the height of comedy is some guy getting kicked in the balls
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the feeling of forwarding an email you have been accused of not sending is probably the same as winning a duel
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Well, not everyone can score against the European Champions… 😉 #Spireites
Our Carabao Cup run comes to an end.
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Meanwhile at Downing Street
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We’re All Town Aren’t We? #Spireites
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