A plateau is the greatest form of flattery
Washington, DC
Joined October 2021
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Was feeling lazy tonight so ordered @UberEats for the first time in months. It was a $30 reminder (for a burger and fries) to stop using this garbage app after delivery took >2 hours
Did @BorgataPoker fire their social media manager or something? How can they go completely dark after November and not even post results/updates during the Winter Poker Open?
Jordan Lesser retweeted
“I do not want my family’s name associated with the University of Pennsylvania — ever.”
Steve Eisman, famous for “The Big Short,” instructed @Penn to remove his family’s name from a scholarship at the university:
People have been asking how I’ve amassed a staggering $11,639 on Hendon mob over a 5 year period with 7 total cashes and only 924 total buy-ins. So AMA.
Finished 5th in the $360 100k guarantee. Only won 12 flips in a row so likely pure skill. I need a backer for the $5300 Main at @LivePokerRoom for only a 1200% MU. Any takers?
Healthy stack going into Day 2 of the @LivePokerRoom #MSPC2023.
Closed out a 1hr+ hand-for-hand with my TT holding vs AKo for 10bb
Taken yesterday in NW DC. Can’t recall the last time I’ve seen something like this.. @capitalweather what are we looking at here?
This will go down as the most corrupt #halfpipefinals judging in history. Someone please explain this to me.