My thumbs starred in Thumbwars and my hand was used for closeups for Hugh Jackman in Van Helsing. I wasted my 15 min. of fame with my fingers. So now I write.

San Luis Obispo, CA
Joined February 2008
Susurrus — A soft, whispering or rustling sound I love that when you say the word out loud you make kind of a soft, whispering rustling sound.
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This is subjective but … Name three PERFECT movies. No argument. No explanation. Just three flicks you think are perfect. Here's mine: 1. The Shawshank Redemption 2. Dumb and Dumber 3. Braveheart
This is subjective but … Name three PERFECT movies. No argument. No explanation. Just three flicks you think are perfect. Here's mine: Jurassic Park (1993) Back to the Future (1985) The Matrix (1999)
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We live in a world where real life rocket league is possible.
Elon has the chance to do the coolest thing right now.
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Josh Ernstrom retweeted
Ya know, getting older has brought a completely new meaning to the term, "Twist and shout."
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I hate how negative this ad is and the people in it. It gives me such a bad feeling about the product.
Does it bother anyone else how the members of this family communicate (or don't communicate) with each other? Negativity and entitlement just ooze from this ad everywhere. - The first thing is the brother and sister talking rudely to each other "FINE!" - Mom's irritated at someone for adjusting a thermostat - "You promised French toast, bruh," ... "I'm not your bruh, bruh." ... "Fine" - The sister sees her brother drinking milk from the jug and says, "Ugh, gross." - She tells him French toast isn't French, and he fires back, "Yeah right, then why is it called French? Genius." She rolls her eyes and says, "Fine, live in ignorance." - Grandpa calls and Mom shoves him over to Dad who then cuts him off with "we're a bit busy now." The grandparents go straight to insulting his beard: "We don't like the beard. Never did… He looks like that actor we hate." - Dad answers with sarcasm ("Good pep talk") and hangs up on them. - Brother tries to impersonate his sister and text her boyfriend. - Mom asks if anyone else is cold, and the Dad (who we learn adjusted the thermostat) lies and says "Don't know what you're talking about." - Mom catches Dad turning down the thermostat: "I knew it!" instead of communicating... - The older sister barks, "Mom, breathe." - Dad asks who Asa is, and the daughter dodges: "He's a… person." - The whole family crowds around the screen to spy on the older sister at the front door - Mom barks at Dad, "Bruno, we have to go now, like, now, now!" - Dad doesn't remember the ice skating lessons (or she never told him) and when he finds out goes straight to "Hey hon… could we talk?" like he's trying to get out of it. I mean, it demonstrates the capabilities really well. It's cool. But I feel like they could have done this from a positive, functional framing instead.
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I couldn’t agree more!! What were they thinking?! I wanted to know about the product but didn’t even make it through this video.
This might be the first time I’ve ever watched an Apple ad that made me actively not want to buy the product
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She says, “I keep wondering where everything went wrong.” Uh…the answer is in the first 5 words of your post.
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I always love to flee to the flicks.
teen slang from 1954 published by northwest news, oklahoma
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Too bad for them it’s called show business and not show art.
digger was for the arts not the charts
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Hilarious!
New gag reel for 'Spider-Man: Brand New Day' 🕸️
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Wait! Is this a Texas switch?
this remains the hottest thing a man has ever done
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Josh Ernstrom retweeted
Guy would be perfect for Scarecrow
Cillian Murphy is reportedly in talks with DC Studios for a major antagonist role in James Gunn’s DCU.
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I cannot tell you how excited my kits are for this.
First look at Hollow Knight in Fortnite.
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Dude. This is sooo close to infuriating. But actual genius.
Como me mola este Reel...❤️❤️❤️
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my immediate thought was “well it’s not that hard when Ryan Gosling is the lead, that man could have chemistry with a rock” and then I realized 😭😭
speaking of book adaptations that had raw, sexy, undeniable chemistry…
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My favorite book and sandwich have the same name.
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Me when I film B-roll: “Alright, reach for the mouse. Move it around a bit. Great. Now back to the keyboard. Perfect.”
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I love this.
Arm wrestler is going viral after letting dad win in front of his daughter 💙
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Is this part of Canada’s euthanasia program?
Kraft Dinner has turned its iconic mac & cheese into a cream soda flavor It's only available in Canada for a limited time
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