Josh Offield (@joshoffield) profile picture
Fort Worth, TX
Joined June 2011
"Little Chocolate Donuts" ~ Comedy legend John Belushi in an all-time classic SNL commercial! #NationalDonutDay
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Never ever, no matter what, enter the B lane in the whataburger drive thru. It’s a trap of the highest order.
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Murder Hornet vs Praying Mantis nitter.gq/NaturelsMetal/status/1…
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Screw the airlines and cruise ship companies. Let's bail out the Tex-Mex restaurants and BBQ joints.
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I went to Texas Tech... prepared me for these moments 😎
I just want to know how bad the hangover is today @PatrickMahomes.
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*SOUND UP!* Everyone's driving so safely today in Southlake & were so proud of you guys! We mean, we tell you where traffic enforcement is, so we always kind of expect it, but today you were like REALLY safe. Like UNUSUALLY SAFE?! Like something seems up. Hmm.. @astros @MLB
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Today, as always, the secret is in the dirt. 4:1
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SHUT IT DOWN! COLTS KEG STAND IS THE CELEBRATION OF THE CENTURY
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Looking back, landing on the moon wasn’t just our job, it was a historic opportunity to prove to the world America’s can-do spirit. I’m proud to serve the country that gave me this historic opportunity. Today belongs to you. We must hold the memory of #Apollo11 close. #Apollo50th
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A pair of Final Fours. The fourth time it’s been done. Ever. 🔴#WreckEm⚫️
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Texas Tech does it better. 🔴#WreckEm⚫️
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THE BIG ONE! WE’VE CAPTURED IT! A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP! 🔴#WreckEm | #ncaaTF⚫️
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Can’t stop. Won’t stop. 🏆🏆🏆🏆 🔴#WreckEm⚫️
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El mejor Video que vas a ver hoy 🐘🏀😱
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“To the seniors, thank you for believing in us and for everything you’ve done for the program. To the younger guys returning, let’s do everything we can over the next 365 days to get back here. I’m just so proud to be these guys’ coach.” -@CoachBeardTTU.
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