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i got chips, i'm tryina get the whole cookie.

los angeles
Joined March 2009
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WERE GOING BACK TO THE SUPERBOW!!!!! I CANT WAIT TO SEE ALL MY FRIENDS IN SAN FRAN! #nepats
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Drake Maye to Stefon Diggs. Amazing catch.
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WHO? MARCUS JOOOONNNES
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Gillette crowd booing an uncalled hold on special teams. Bunch of ball-knowers.
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NO TRESPASSING
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bro was really down 3-28 in the middle of the 3rd for nerfing CT then successfully killed incentivized engagement farming and took the dub in overtime. king shit, really. obscenely higher.
We are revising our developer API policies: We will no longer allow apps that reward users for posting on X (aka “infofi”). This has led to a tremendous amount of AI slop & reply spam on the platform. We have revoked API access from these apps, so your X experience should start improving soon (once the bots realize they’re not getting paid anymore). If your developer account was terminated, please reach out and we will assist in transitioning your business to Threads and Bluesky.
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arc raiders or stardew valley
Play a single video game for a year 12 hours a day to get $10M. What game are you playing?
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NINETY SEVEN DIRECT ENERGY WEAPON DICTATOR KIDNAPPING BACKED UNITED STATES OF THE ALL IN PODCAST DOLLARINOS PER BITCORN FUCK YOU, HIGHER.
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This is just awful and incredibly stupid any way you cut it Part of what’s so sad is celebrities and politicians can easily monetize their fame without scamming Like you can still launch a coin and not rug, leave the LP alone, create some utility (like meet and greets with holders or governance votes on what tiktok dance you do next), be upfront with people about what they’re buying into, don’t make promises you can’t fulfill (like solving antisemitism wtf), only sell slowly over time if the utility is working out You can probably make more money doing that and not trash your reputation or get sued Blockchains have created unprecedented, extraordinarily powerful tools for coordination, monetization, and value distribution And it’s real and working and being used by millions around the world, with more assets being tokenized and real business building on top And then when it comes to celebrities using blockchains, they basically just act like retarded scammers that don’t even realize the transactions are public
Eric Adams, former NYC major, has just removed liquidity of his new memecoin, $NYC, scamming investors for over $2,536,301 He launched a $NYC memecoin just 30 minutes ago, and has removed its liquidity after promoting it on his personal social media, claiming to be the NYC token
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makes sense nyc elected the socialist who wants to expropriate everyone's private property when all he had to do was follow up this fucking retard. also, they didn't even bother to pay for dex so the banner is a waifu w/ the description that says "LOL" bury him under the jail.
Proud to launch @buynyctoken, a new token built to fight the rapid spread of antisemitism and anti-Americanism across this country and now in New York City. Now live at BuyNYCtoken.com
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Former Mayor Eric Adams immediately withdrew his liquidity from the coin, in what is typically called a "rug pull": x.com/RuneCrypto_/st…
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mike retweeted
current state of the X algo
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when the $sea airdrop hits in q1 this year
50 Cent really put him on 😭😭
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eeeexcellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid.
Nicolas Maduro on board the USS Iwo Jima.
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One of the worst non calls in NFL history
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from world class ponzinomics and innovative jpeg tech to going non verbal unless it was time for some corporate jargon bullshitting and sympathy farming. hate to see it. gg no re, hand everything over to @beaniemaxi
After more than 4 years of building, we have started the process of potentially winding down Pixel Vault. We tried our best to create a profitable and sustainable crypto entertainment company. While we didn’t succeed, we want to thank our team, investors and community who pulled for us. We are currently in discussions with several parties interested in acquiring Pixel Vault and its various assets and continuing to serve the community. We’re also in direct communication with Seedphrase regarding the transition of @wolfdotgame. Please DM this account or email [email protected] if you are interested in the IP. We will share further updates when the process is complete.
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Dawg Jayson Tatum pulled up to MSG to play the Knicks dressed like a construction worker and wearing single sole Timbs 😭😭
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Covid was a fever dream
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I thought Luka Doncic for Anthony Davis was the craziest trade of all time but then Ethereum traded Eric.eth for Eric Trump
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