@jporterdoes

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Reaction to #49ers win over the Cardinals. I'm tired of injuries, and the defense needs to improve fast...but I also need to remember this is a team worth your love and your time. #fttb
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Flat out embarrassing from the #49ers. Doesn't deserve any other analysis. #fttb
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This is where the missed XP hurts. #49ers #fttb
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That was such a bad throw from Penix *no one* could read where it was going lmao #49ers #fttb
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The missed XP significantly narrows the field for the defense too BTW, field goal makes it a 2-score game whereas it would've still been a one score. There's barely a player or coach to emerge with any credit here. #49ers #fttb
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Juice is PISSED lmao #49ers #fttb
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John Porter retweeted
Rob Lowder@Rob_LowderOct 25
The current rules are the current rules, but the fact that this isn’t a catch in today’s NFL feels a bit silly. Well, did he drop it? No. So that means he caught it, right? Well, no. Why? Because the ball shifted in your hands a little bit when you hit the ground. Ok.
FOX Sports: NFL
@NFLonFOXOct 25
After review, this play was ruled an incomplete catch. Agree with the call? 📺️: FOX/FOX One
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This is one of the worst performances of the Kyle Shanahan era. The #49ers have been an utter joke #fttb
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Yup, now it's over over #49ers #fttb
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Jesus, Jordan Watkins! #49ers #fttb
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That's likely ballgame and the #49ers are getting what their performance deserves, zero. They were terrible 2nd half Monday and they've been terrible again today. Too much talk of resting veterans and being OK with losing. Pathetic stuff. #fttb
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Feels like too many #49ers saw today as a week off. Coaching staff included. #fttb
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Brock, that was fucking terrible. Where on earth were you looking?! #49ers #fttb
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It's this. 'The pass rush is bad' is reductive. They've got no hope of getting there the way the Falcons are being allowed to move the ball. #49ers #fttb
David Lombardi
@LombardiHimselfOct 25
Michael Penix Jr., for example, is at only 5.9 yards per attempt — which is terrible in a vacuum (would rank #33 of 33 QBs). The Falcons are also at only 3.8 yards per carry. But Atlanta hasn't needed to be more explosive because the there's been a floor of yardage to take for free. No giveaway danger. The 49ers need to force the issue with coverage and/or pass rush or they'll just die a slow death today
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If I'm gonna shit on Robert Saleh as I did last year, Raheem Morris has to get it today. No idea what the defensive plan is, he's been completely outcoached by Stefanski. Penix getting the ball out quick, run D nowhere, soft coverage, it's awful to watch. #49ers #fttb
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#49ers beating themselves, but still not behind. Have to sharpen up 2nd half and find some offense, even if everyone bar Kittle is missing. #fttb
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Oh ffs, a completely dumb penalty. #49ers #fttb
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In the midst of a bunch of stuff I'm annoyed at the #49ers for, I have to say Kevin Stefanski has called a good game. Totally neutralised the DL, getting the ball out of Penix's hands, and targeting our garbage safeties. #fttb
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#49ers need a play from somewhere to reset the momentum. All going against them right now. #fttb
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Never mind. Sloppy, crappy football from the #49ers. James fumbles, we get away with it, Black gives it them right back. God fucking damn it. #fttb
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Someone just saved the #49ers drive and possibly Jordan James' snaps in this game. #fttb
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