If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the angry dome.

Glasgow, Scotland
Joined June 2009
A month late but still! I've not been here for ages. Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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For anyone needing an Amex (and whoever still uses twitter tbh); My referral link will get you 30,000 bonus points (I will get bonus points too fyi) rather than the standard 20,000. Help me get points for good flights to NZ plz. americanexpress.com/en-gb/re…
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Also for the curious (rightly so) it's a genuine link I just haven't been on twitter since Musky took it over and drove it into the ground. My last retweet though has brought me back. That mustache tho
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He’s definitely misjudged a fart here
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🚨"Who exactly does the @MetPoliceUK work for ma'am? Our citizens, or Boris Johnson?" 🚨 (Location: New Scotland Yard. Sound on)
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Charing Cross now, and in the future? Sign the petition to ask @ScotGov to commission a study to see if it could work. petitions.parliament.scot/pe… @leeroyjones73
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Here's Johnson, days before the 2019 general election, promising that he wouldn't hike taxes on ordinary working people Today he's announced a plan to do exactly that, purely in order to protect the tax exemptions and advantages enjoyed by the mega-rich
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Should we raise taxes on the wealth of the super-rich, not the wages of the working class? Yes Yes Yes 👇🏽 👇🏽 👇🏽
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Italy chatting to France backstage. #Eurovision
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Dear @googlemaps, it would be great if you provided directions which told us which route would use least fuel, for more sustainable route choices. It wouldn't be simple to implement, but you're Google and pretty amazing at clever tech. Thank you! If you agree, please RT.
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That’s a bit harsh. Call him Prime Minister, show some respect.
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Andrew Frame retweeted
Replying to @74frankfurt
Satellite image of the UK and Ireland in the winter of 2010!
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#HappyStAndrewsDay 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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That's mad he won't be able to come out and talk to us properly for a couple of weeks, just a day or two after his entire network has gone into meltdown. Still, it'll leave us a month to sort out the EU thing.
Replying to @BenKentish
No10 spokesman: ‘The Prime Minister has today been notified by NHS Test and Trace that he is required to self-isolate as a contact of someone who has tested positive for COVID-19. The Prime Minister will follow the rules and is self-isolating.”
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Andrew Frame retweeted
Champagne for my real friends. Real pain for my sham friends. Ginger ale for my friend Craig he has a tummy ache right now Craig why are you even at this party
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Choose you fighter Garth Maul or Darth Brooks?
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