Now posting my nonsense exclusively on Mastadon: https://nitter.gq/t.co/gL8zrkCNAb and BlueSky: @jrdrd.bsky.social Sometimes I’m on Instagram: @jeanrenedesjardins
Gatineau, Québec
Joined January 2009
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JURASSIC PARK SEQUEL IDEA:
3 Million AD.
The humans are extinct.
The dino-scientists find mosquitoes with human blood.
Guess who they clone...
Jeff. Fucking. Goldblum.
They mix up the mosquito DNA with Goldblum's.
Surprise assholes.
This is now a sequel to The Fly.
The entire series is now on Netflix.
It’s about a group of passengers who find a ship that disappeared 4 months earlier in Oct 1899.
Loving it so far. Very mysterious. Love those period sets and the unsettling score.
The creators of ‘Dark’ are working on ‘1899’, a maritime horror series that has me very excited. Loving the vibe in these pics:
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We got word today that the next Indiana Jones film takes place in 1960s NYC. Can’t wait for this crossover.
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If Twitter goes down soon please know that it was a pleasure interacting with all of you. Thank you for liking my weird shit, it means a lot.
I’m on the Instagram website: @jeanrenedesjardins
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I’d give my life savings to watch a 45 episode Disney + series showing how those Ewok motherfuckers developed hang gliding technology; something us humans didn’t quite master until the mid 20th century. Narrated by Tom Hanks.
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The actress who originally played Mon Mothma in ROTJ (Caroline Blakiston) is (I think) still working today; it would be great if she could play an older version of her character.
When someone comes back from vacation, there’s a rule in the ancient office scrolls that you should let the person catch up on their emails for a few hours.
If you contact them first thing in the morning you’re an absolute psychopath.
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L’Avventura (1960) // The White Lotus (2022):
Aubrey Plaza stepping into Monica Vitti’s shoes. We love an Antonioni reference.
[French designer pitching his mascot idea while smoking a cigarette]:
“Ah non enough wit ze cliché créature animales… we’ll have fucking walking hats smileng at ze children instead, oui? Bordel de merde.”
The Olympics mascot is typically a creature of some kind. But for the Paris 2024 Summer Games, it will be a red hat with eyes and legs. nyti.ms/3EeAgcy
ALT The Paris 2024 Olympics and Paralympics mascots, the Phryges, are red, soft hats. They're wearing sneakers and have blue eyes with red, white and blue ribbons on them. Photo by Gonzalo Fuentes/Reuters.