Slow thinker. I like hugs. Log whisperer @elastic
Lisbon, Portugal
Joined September 2008
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João Duarte retweeted
Want to work on #Netty @ Apple ? We are looking for an engineer to join our team in either Cupertino or Seattle. We are looking for an engineer that is excited to grow: jobs.apple.com/en-us/details…
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I have a single friend in his late 30s right now. Mega-millionaire. Doing whatever he wants. He's happy! He always asks me "where are you going next" and I always respond "nowhere, I just want to be home with my kid." And he looks at me like I'm CRAZY. He tries to empathize, but can't.
I used to be him. There's nothing wrong with being him. I'm happy for him. But kids rebalance your life to realizing that nothing matters more than them. Like nothing even comes close to mattering. Everything else becomes noise.
And I didn't get it either. So I don't expect other people without kids to get it either. And that's fine. I'm not judging you. Even when I decided to have kids, I didn't (couldn't!) know what to expect. I wasn't particularly excited, honestly.
But holy shit does that change once they come. I look at my life in bewilderment almost every week thinking how my 20s self would've hated this, and yet this is the best my life has ever been.
My kid is sleeping right now and I'm just counting down the minutes for her to wake up so we can hang out. That's all I want.
João Duarte retweeted
🚀 We’re Hiring Engineers! 🚀
Join DOJO to transform marketing into a precise, AI-driven discipline.
👩💻 Roles:
• Full Stack Software Engineer (Application Layer)
• Core Software Engineer (Core Systems)
Apply here: getdojo.ai
DM me if interested!
#VamosGanhar
João Duarte retweeted
The New Year Sale has begun! Now is the best time to save on all things Grey Gnome Games! Enjoy!
thegamecrafter.com/designers…
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We're hiring our elite founding engineering team! 🚀
Building a world-class team is one of the things I love most, and I’m beyond excited to kick off this journey at @GoDojoAI.
We are looking for 4️⃣ founding roles (see in 🧵)
#VamosGanhar #YourBrandYourDOJO
João Duarte retweeted
JRuby 9.4.9.0 is released! One security item, several compatibility and Java integration fixes, and a bunch of quality-of-life improvements. Upgrading is recommended for all!
jruby.org/2024/11/04/jruby-9…
João Duarte retweeted
Here's an easy JRuby bug for someone looking to get involved! Migrate Kernel.sleep and Mutex#sleep to nanosecond-precision logic already present on JDK. There's even a fix for a different Ruby implementation for you to mimic!
github.com/jruby/jruby/issue…
João Duarte retweeted
Project Leyden is starting to bear fruit for JRuby! With a patch from @ikai, I have a build of Leyden that HALVES JRuby’s base startup time and trims 25% off of a more complex “gem list” command. The days of slow JRuby startup time are coming to an end!
mail.openjdk.org/pipermail/l…
João Duarte retweeted
There’s big news in the JRuby world: tomorrow is JRuby’s Independence Day! Developer @headius has committed to fighting for JRuby users and he needs your help. Read his post to the JRuby Blog and follow your heart. JRuby needs you! ❤️
blog.jruby.org/2024/07/indep…
João Duarte retweeted
We’re thrilled to announce that the Elastic Universal Profiling agent, a pioneering eBPF-based continuous profiling agent, is now open source under the Apache 2 license!
Learn more: go.es.io/3Ul3lw9
#OTel #OpenTelemetry #APM
João Duarte retweeted
CVE-2024-1086 (Local Privilege Escalation)
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While the xz backdoor was all over the place, this incredible exploit seemed to "slip" by!
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This is working on most Linux kernels from 5.14 to v6.6
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Repo: github.com/Notselwyn/CVE-202…
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Creator: @notselwyn
João Duarte retweeted
Since I didn't find any tool that filled the need, I decided to build it myself 🛠️
stax is a very simple command-line tool that lets me quickly track and manage a chain of thoughts or tasks, when delving deep into challenging problems 🧠💻
🔗 github.com/antonioalegria/st…
João Duarte retweeted
We're looking for an engineer to join our performance team. If working with some of the best in the field of performance and scale interest you, please look here:
global-redhat.icims.com/jobs…
The position is remote, targeting emea.
João Duarte retweeted
Sim. Isto acaba de acontecer. 🤦♂️
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João Duarte retweeted
JRuby 9.4.4.0 is released, with dozens of improvements! Windows on ARM is now natively supported and there's lots of compatibility fixes across the board. We've also made sure this release runs well on Java 21, including full support for vthread fibers! buff.ly/3S5yRgP
João Duarte retweeted
“Every day when we go out without hijab we’re not sure if we will be back home or get beaten by morality police.”
Physical violence against unveiled women increased in Iran, but women are resisting by removing forced hijab in public.
#WalkingUnveiled is a crime in 21st-century.
João Duarte retweeted
Today we say goodbye to this great blue bird
This logo was designed in 2012 by a team of three. @toddwaterbury, @angyche and myself,
The logo was designed to be simple, balanced, and legible at very small sizes, almost like a lowercase "e", a 🧵
João Duarte retweeted
We are heartbroken. dignitymemorial.com/obituari…
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Have you heard about vulnerable drivers? Recently, there’s been some buzz about a so-called “EDR-killer” that uses this method of tampering with #security tools, emphasizing why transparency is so essential to security.
