Juice

Seven days without making a pun makes one weak. 😇

The most ridiculous ban, kill Goblins because people were crying about stickers. Not even a power level ban. If there's any justice, print the online version as a new card, call it Mind Goblin or whatever into a Commander set. Let me play my favorite Legacy deck again.

Every time I open Twitter now that it's called X, "X Gonna Give It To Ya" starts playing in my head. Twitter, now in memory of DMX.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

@GlobalTV is there a reason described video has been on for your programming since yesterday even though I didn't turn it on? I know it's you guys and not my TV because I've checked multiple TVs including one I haven't touched in a week. It's INCREDIBLY annoying.

Watching NCIS from the beginning has reminded me how much funnier it used to be. Can we just bring back the original team? 🙏

I can't stand Liana and the look on her face when Xander just won immunity already makes this the best episode of this season so far. #Survivor41

#survivor needs to chill with the twists. Just merge the damn tribes ffs. 😒

Not voting out Tiffany was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. I hope they lose again because they continue to keep dead weight, and Xander activates his idol and burns one of the girls. That would be poetry. #Survivor

Yo legit though, if they finna keep stopping this damn train every 10 minutes, I'ma just get out and walk smh. 😒

Wanna take a moment to shout out my boy @_pudds_ He's got a killer stream, my gf and I put it up on the TV in my room the other day and we had a blast hanging out in the chat and watching him jam some Pokémon Unite. Great atmosphere and legit the nicest dude ever, check him out!

Wednesday October 9th will be the premiere of CSI: Vegas. It's a sequel to the original, they're bringing back Grissom, Sara, and Hodges, plus a new team. This is definitely the fall premiere I'm most excited for! 😍🤩

Can I borrow the horseshoe up Montreal's ass when I buy a lottery ticket tomorrow? Ffs.

4-1, really Vegas wtf now. How you gonna hurt me like this? 😭

Dammit Vegas I'm counting on you guys here. No more losing ok? You guys got this in 5!

Vegas baby!!! 🔥🏒

With the Leafs out I can get back on the Vegas bandwagon and not feel guilty about it. 😂

Rip the Leafs 😬

Quite frankly, Dumpster Doug can extend this lockdown right up his ass. 🖕