Rode my bike 50 miles for pizza and beer, but the real attraction was the 25 year old turtle I saw on the trail. The size of that lad.
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nothing like slamming two glasses of wine and then hopping on the exercise bike to get the ol ticker goin
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Winter drunk is when you go out one night in January and don't see your wallet again until the snow dunes melt in April and your neighbor finds and returns your lost property
The neighbors have turned their wood-burning stoves on and the tipsy walk home from the bar is starting to smell like "winter drunk"
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Haven't thought about Nebraska in years. Completely forgot it existed. Saw "NE" and thought what the hell state is that?
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4:05-4:25pm on a Sunday is the most ideal start time for football. Primetime is the absolute worst time for football any day of the week. I can't stay up til past 11 being mad at the TV, then expected to go to sleep with my cortisol all elevated like that. Plus waiting all day 😾
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