I was super late to school that day because all the downtown buses got fucked up lol

It’s awesome in Anaconda in the opening credits when they say anacondas are the only animal to throw up their food just to kill again. Just straight up lying about anacondas right off the bat lol

I met Tom Skerritt once and we talked movies for like 5 minutes and then like a year later I was at some artist symposium thing and I bumped into him after it was over and I started to say hi but before I could he goes “Justin!!! It’s great to see you again!” RIP the homie

The William Friedkin Tales From The Crypt episode “Deadman’s Chest” has Tia Carrere, a heavy metal band called Exorcist, Heavy D as a voodoo tattoo artist and a bunch of titties. Perfect episode. One of my favorites as a kid

Airplanes should have another seating area that’s sealed off from everyone else where you can smoke weed

Razorback needs a 4K rerelease, the god Dean Semler (Dead Calm)

It’s really funny that Elizabeth Holmes is the reason so many Safeways have nice waiting rooms next to their pharmacy that are never being used and are usually locked

Always loved how it’s a “self defense” video and it’s just how to murder people in a Chilis. Discovered Bas Rutten around the same time I was discovering cocaine. Great times

Jordan Elliot

If it was her husband I still got his ass

If they’re going to remove all regulations from our food can we get aggressively sour candy again