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South Florida
Joined May 2011
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For context this is what it’s SUPPOSE to look like 😎🇯🇲 made by yours truly #KooliesIslandKuisine
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got a lightskin friend look like Vybz Kartel got a darkskin friend look like Vybz Kartel
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Yea I’m not a fling
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Coral Springs . Everywhere else zooooooom
Idc how late you are, whats one city you will NOT speed through?😂😂
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Ask Jeeves
Hey let’s confuse the new generation…. SEARS Keep it going 🤣
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In South Florida, a woman will get picked up in a black truck with a “Gia” outfit on that cost more than her section 8 payment
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Buddy, I’m proud to say I’m from Broward. I promise you, Broward county people are proud as fuck to NOT be from Dade. Fuck Miami lmao
Friendly reminder cause some of y’all need to hear this. FT LAUDERDALE, HOLLYWOOD, DAVIE, POMPANO… NONE OF THAT IS MIAMI. THAT’S BROWARD COUNTY. STOP TELLING PEOPLE YOU’RE IN MIAMI 😂
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AMERICA YOU LISTEN TO ME IF YOU'RE NEAR A DATA CENTER, GO INTO THE FACILITY RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE SERVERS FOR NO REASON THEIR GPUs ARE YOUR GPUs AS OF RIGHT NOW
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First Sprite Cranberry of the season
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Fuck Ferrari. Fuck Fred Vasseur. Fuck Charles Leclerc.
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No one’s a faster typer than an elder millennial who took a keyboard class in middle school.
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Man I’m washed. The way I fell asleep in my costume right after my gig last night and was in bed by 11pm.
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Old Top Gear intros were something else 😭
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Honestly one of the most insane things about F1 Austin weekend is watching all the Brits and Europeans who work for the teams get absolutely annihilated on Sunday night after the race at Blind Pig now that they’re off the clock. Absolute cinema.
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Idgaf what a person from anywhere out of Florida thinks, I’m not about to waste closet or drawer space for winter clothes, salt for pavements, studs for tires, multiple layers of clothing to stay warm … I’m good yall got that I’ll take 365 days of sunlight any day
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Yall wanna know the real joke ? Go check to see started the whole process …. I’ll wait
Tesla is literally in court fighting to be able to call black employees “N*****s”……
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Ain’t no way I just got hit up for a reality show being filmed and I’m a be in Austin for F1 😭
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Yea I have scammer friends … don’t mean I respect em 🤷🏾‍♂️ keep em at a distance
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At Walmart & I hear the Top Gear theme song playing like I know this catchy tune 😭😭 @MrJamesMay
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Rain just following me this entire month wth
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