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For everyone wondering where I’ve been: I’ve been growing a human. I’ll be in bed for the forseeable future
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Its not that I’ve forgotten your birthday its just that I have no concept of time and dont know what day it is at the present moment
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My husband went into the store to get himself a redbull and came out with this and said “here I got you a hot girl snack”
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Im trippin out that Frozen released over 10 years ago and it was probably the last movie I remember being excited for?? Idk what that says about me but um ya time flies
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Having a ring in front of our Halloween candy bowl means watching our neighbors violate the “only 2 pieces” rule
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