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Writer. Dog lover. Brunch enthusiast. Insta:@kristenn321

Joined November 2014
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Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.
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Your partner should never be your first priority. Your first priority should always be Dune.
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sorry i can't go, it gets dark by 5pm & i have astigmatism
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i'd be such a good peasant i fucking love soup and bread
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hockey.
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we are truly blessed with the amount of ways to eat a potato
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Someone asked if I was ready for the fall and it took me a second to realize they meant autumn and not the total collapse of society.
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Putting the Drake Maye jersey back on after seven months
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Drake Maye plays football today 🥹
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i need something less drastic than a psych ward visit but something more serious than going on a dunkin run
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Don't let this happen.
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My oil painting of Gummy Bears
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My oil painting of a Dirty Martini and Uncrustable
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My brother posts this every year in the family chat on the 4th. Still hilarious.
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Usually it’s called soccer But tomorrow night in Seattle, for one day only against Belgium It’s called Monday Night Football.
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Told you.
That was not the definition of a red card.
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That was not the definition of a red card.
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The green sea turtle is no longer endangered. 🎉 In October 2025, the IUCN moved the green sea turtle from Endangered to Least Concern on the global Red List, skipping Vulnerable and Near Threatened entirely. It's one of the most dramatic uplistings the organization has ever recorded. The global population has grown by roughly 28 percent since the 1970s. Nesting beaches in Mexico, Hawaii, Brazil, and Florida are seeing numbers that haven't been recorded in living memory. Florida alone counted 77,000 green turtle nests in 2023. The recovery came from protections that were put in place decades ago and held: international bans on commercial hunting, Endangered Species Act protections in the US, beach monitoring programs, and fishing regulations requiring turtle excluder devices in nets. The work was slow and often invisible. Sea turtles take decades to reach sexual maturity, so the eggs protected on a beach in 1985 are the breeding adults we're counting in 2026. The results were always going to arrive a generation later than the effort. But keep this in mind: the global designation is good news, but the species is not saved everywhere, and the threats that drove the original decline, illegal egg harvesting, bycatch, beach development, and warming waters affecting nesting success, haven't disappeared. But after 40 years on the list, the green sea turtle is coming back.
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