princess kae of the milky way

not @LaurieHernandez quoting vine while she’s commentating the olympic gymnastics women’s team finals she really is the people’s princess #OlympicGames #Gymnastics

The way I have been WAITING for cottage cheese to enter her slay era and HERE SHE IS

If I had a nickel for every time I sobbed to a folky indie rock song that references 🧛🏻‍♂️supernatural creatures🐺 I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice @JasonIsbell and @brandicarlile

My bf put on the new episode of #TheLastOfUs and it was just gonna be on in the background while I got some of my work done but IM SORRY I AM WEEPING I THOUGHT THIS WAS A ZOMBIE SHOW

LISTEN UP I’m watching IRON CHEF AMERICA and they referred to these bad boys as WALKING TACOS not tacos in a bag okay debate SOLVED

we’re watching the prince of egypt and my roommate just called moses a nepo baby

I’m workshopping new habits and routines for 2023 and lemme tell you. Getting up early, for its 5th year running, will not be one of them.

If this is my last tweet I want to dedicate it to my grandma (now 100 years old) who may very well outlive twitter and was more famous on this app than I ever was.

I’ll miss during Halloween when @JasonIsbell changes his name to Jason IsBOO.

This was the only tweet in my drafts 🥲

Just out here raw dogging sleep (no weighted blanket, no night night meditation)

I guess it’s time to post all the drafts, huh? (I only have one tweet in my drafts.)

Idk who to talk to about this but I am begging for a The Holiday prequel about Arthur Abbott in the golden age of Hollywood like PLS it would be so amazing come on Nancy Meyers give this to me

Times I’ve watched Little Women this year: 0.75 Times I’ve cried while watching Little Women this year: 3 Will update at the end of the season.

Ya know what just TICKLES me is the fact that I’ve seen approx 8 posts from people defending their choice to put their tree up early but approx 0 posts of anyone saying they actually give a shit about when other people put up their decor I promise you no one cares like pls

When Harry Met Styles

#MidnightsMayhemWithMe tonight looked like finallyyyyy getting a piece signed by @taylorswift13 ✨ @taylornation13

May your air be salty and your door be rusty today 🌊

Popping back in to say I’m getting enrolled! 🤠🤠🤠