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@wisdomslices_5h

Imagine having so much to say about someone else's life while having absolutely nothing going on in yours.

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The cruelest part of being broke isn't the lack of money. It's that everyone advises you as if poverty removed your brain

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Levi$🧠@ItsLeecapalot17h

si umejipost sana msichana kwani mpaka sahi date 8 hakuna simp ametuma za rent.

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wambo💗💸.@wambuiraima9h

Anything your boyfriend can't give you just ask me , okay? My boyfriend will give us 🤗

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General Assweto🍷🍾❤️

Tutam bloggers are turning to begging as a full time job.

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Mcumbe Khwali Ntuli (Nkuhlu)

@MawulasheM1878920h

Declare His glory among the nations, His marvelous deeds among all peoples. 1 Chronicles 16:24

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Son of an Architect

@pending_TGNov 7

“Umepata?” is a polite reminder that you lack the common sense to say “Thank you “.

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K̊åj̊ůj̊ů👅💦❣️@wa__njiru18h

Btw mtu kama hafeel kufanya ngono ako tu,shida yake ni gani?

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Koi❤@vivianwere218h

I need skin to skin

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Mr Ombudsman ™ⁿ retweeted

Don’t forget to have fun, none of this shit really matters.

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Muthoni💜@So_nnii18h

Ni end month wacha nipelekee mchungaji hii mia watoto wasilale njaa nikiwa.

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Mr Ombudsman ™ⁿ retweeted

Choose people who chose you. You are not a backup plan.

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aura@theemulela8h

Madmen & kingsize dcks what's the science..?

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@tyran_extermine17h

Its just crazy how most of y'all lost your virginity to your cousins.

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Chapati Mistress 🇰🇪@chapatimistress11h

When I learned they were seriously warning you against being friends with me, citing I'm NIS and that nilikua najipendekeza kwako juu uko na pesa, nikasema nichague fukara wenzangu for world's peace sake, nothing personal. I know they're now happy I made their wishes a reality 😊

@SomoinaKapeen12h

Replying to @chapatimistress

@chapatimistress kwani tuliacha kuwa mutuals lini mami?

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Mr Ombudsman ™ⁿ retweeted

If lesbianism was real their sex toys would be shaped like pussies, they're not. Just a bunch of confused people

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Long distance relationships are for matured people who knows what they want.

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Giana🍹@GianaIshimwe5h

Swallowing my pride didn't kill me, I begged my boyfriend and now we're talking again🥰🥹

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HADASSAH🥰@Nyar_Akoth6h

The way I've been checking for my periods, you'd think I've been sleeping around. Anyways ifanye vile inataka.

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@kerubo_hillary10h

Haters are quiet now

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