karbonpilled
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Now that I'm a boomer homeowner I rly side with the nimbys
Every nimby complaint i see is a carefully crafted resident impact study abt how a development will negatively affect traffic, sunlight, noise, character, and safety. Every yimby push I see is brutish and barely coherent
I need my Samsung to see everything I'm watching so that the TVAI can recommend the most carefully curated tubislop to me
Removed all of the samsung spyware from my TV with Codex (Claude refused to root the tv lol)
It's insane how much bloat samsung packs into their TVs to track you and sell your data. Here's just some of what I turned off that made my tv 3x faster:
- screenshot your screen a few times a second to see what you're streaming and fingerprint you to sell your data
- reading your hdmi inputs to do the same thing while you have a game console plugged in
- Voice assistants: Bixby wake-word detectors listening and tracking what you say in your house
Before and after speed of my TV:
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if steve jobs saw you reserving 15% screen width for a single icon and then putting a left side arrow back button on the unreachable right side of the screen he would've personally taken you behind a dumpster and beat you with a metal pipe
Traveling back in time to tell backwards savages that "A 16 z dropped crypto" before they bludgeon me to death
Instead of the apres vail scene, my wife wants to heli-drop in japow
And that's why I married a jock
Hell yea dude, let's go
In the middle of driving listening to music when all of a sudden it switches to the ghostbusters theme and then turns off, check my phone "Playing on your PS5"
Toddler years are so over and the boy years are here
I love it
America is such a rich country we can have billions of dollars of Pokémon cards go missing and the federal reserve will simply print more cards
JUST IN: Police have confirmed more than 200 packages filled with PSA-graded cards valued at nearly $1 million were stolen from a FedEx truck.
Value is expected to rise as more packages are investigated.
Details are free to read on @TheAthletic: nytimes.com/athletic/7705932…
karbon 🐺🦊 retweeted
it should be your life’s goal to never find yourself in a situation like this
you must maintain at all times at least two degrees of separation from anyone who appears in a video like this one
karbon 🐺🦊 retweeted
“Having class” is one of those elegant, bourgeois values that greases the wheels of society that you don’t need past a certain level of wealth. It’s not that you “can’t” buy it, it’s that you don’t need to.
