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K.

@karlisample
 Sydney
Joined November 2010
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what episode of the handmaid’s tale is this
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i’m culturally catholic which means i feel guilty all the time and love stained glass windows & weird lil statues
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Raise your hand if, as a teen, the first time you heard Kate Bush sing you thought “I don’t know what the fuck is happening right now but I will follow this bitch to the depths of hell.”
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Don’t worry people from the northern beaches have been training to not leave the northern beaches their whole lives
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Thinking about the time that I said that I was distantly related to Marie Curie and a guy explained “It’s pronounced Mariah Carey”
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It’s shocking how many people haven’t bent over in front of a mirror or squatted over their phone to see their assholes. You can always tell who hasn’t seen their own brown balloon knot by the look in their eyes
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Zodiac cypher cracked: “I AM NOT AFRAID OF THE GAS CHAMBER BECAUSE IT WILL SEND ME TO PARADICE ALL THE SOONER BECAUSE I NOW HAVE ENOUGH SLAVES TO WORK FOR ME” abc.net.au/news/2020-12-12/z…
Australian mathematician helps crack 50-year Zodiac serial killer mystery

Australian mathematician helps crack 50-year Zodiac serial killer mystery

Sam Blake, together with two other cryptologists and a supercomputer, is recognised by the FBI as having cracked a code used by the infamous Zodiac killer.

abc.net.au
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The BDSM community should get in on the protests. If hordes of leather clad people charging into rubber bullets yelling HARDER DADDY doesn't unnerve the police nothing will.
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Hey guys, wanna feel old? I'm 40. You're welcome.
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"I am heartbroken to learn of the passing of Chi Chi DeVayne. I am so grateful that we got to experience her kind and beautiful soul. She will be dearly missed, but never forgotten. May her generous and loving spirit shine down on us all." –RuPaul (1/2)
Image from RuPaul's Drag Race (@RuPaulsDragRace)
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what a way to announce to the world that you've never had a woman sit on your face
Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) profile pictureBill Mitchell
@mitchellvii30 Jun 2020
I put on a mask and literally within seconds, I am struggling to breathe.
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Japan’s theme parks have banned screaming on roller coasters because it spreads coronavirus. “Please scream inside your heart.” wsj.com/articles/reopened-th…
Reopened Theme Parks Ban Screaming on Roller Coasters. Riders Are Howling.

Reopened Theme Parks Ban Screaming on Roller Coasters. Riders Are Howling.

Japan’s amusement parks ask visitors to suppress their screams to help prevent the spread of Covid-19, but it isn’t always easy. ‘That’s the idea of a roller coaster—you scream.’

wsj.com
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The queen is tethered to my belly inside of a cage. Poetry.
Image from Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane)
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natasha lyonne as pringles, a thread
Image from flɑvix (@iloveulyonne)
Image from flɑvix (@iloveulyonne)
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Y’all ever try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don’t hear you fighting for your life
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Me checking Twitter to make sure that Jeff Goldblum is okay.
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I haven’t been asked to go on this many walks since my gf in year 11 was building up the courage to break up with me
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Remember, if you don’t have any spare money to give, do your part for bushfire relief by arguing about the cause of it in Facebook comment threads
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Every work email I send: Hey! Sorry to bug you! Was just wondering (If it’s not too much trouble) Would it be possible to do thing you said you’d do? Totally fine if not! Prob my fault anyway I’m an idiot :) Sorry to bother you! Sorry I exist! So sorry! Just let me know! Emily
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This is ‘Bear’ on the job in Queensland with the fire & emergency services crews. Bear is an IFAW koala bear detection dog that goes into bushfire areas searching for surviving koalas. Good luck, Bear!!👍 #QLDFires – at Rosebud, Melbourne
Image from ☀️🍷🇦🇺Jon 😎 (@wisecheesesteak)
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