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Kate Banglesdorf

@katebutt

yeah no for sure

 Austin, TX
Joined May 2009
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"Great roads and great cars make life unforgettable."
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"The bond between a driver and their car is indescribable."
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Just opened a box of cheesy bread from @PapaJohns (my first time ordering) and apparently an employee helped themselves beforehand. Can someone pls explain
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@CSLewisDaily6 Jul 2019
"Though our feelings come and go, His love for us does not. It is not wearied by our sins, or our indifference; and, therefore, it is quite relentless in its determination that we shall be cured of those sins, at whatever cost to us, at whatever cost to Him."
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Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by an Instagram ad.
Shopping online for myself / my baby = obsessively tracking every item multiple times a day. Shopping online for other people = forgetting I ordered anything until it arrives at my door.
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And then you get excited because you think, “Ooh, a package!” But then you are immediately disappointed when you remember it’s not for you.
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And then you realize what a self-absorbed and greedy human being you are. That’s why you need Jesus! Bye.
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Which prenatal appointment is the one where they give you your handicap parking tag?
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Is it even orientation if a speaker doesn’t show because he/she “had the wrong day written down”?
Is there some kind of law that prevents airport refrigerators to be truly cold? Why are the waters in them ALWAYS lukewarm?
4th grader: “Is this country music?” Me: “No it’s John Mayer.” 4th grader: “Oh I don’t know who that is. I’m not old like you.” Happy Wednesday everybody!
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Does anyone ever react in their mind to something with an emoji? Like you read something or hear something and find yourself thinking, “Wide-eyed face” (😳) Or is this just me?
“The resurrection of Christ, the truth of the gospel, is not made true or false by us who proclaim it. Instead, it makes us, broken vessels, into truth bearers. It's too good to be true. And it's true.” christianitytoday.com/women/…
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“What’s your middle name?” “Bleu.” “Oh, like the color?” “No. Like the cheese.” #OITKH
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Starting a new series entitled, “Overheard in the kindergarten hallway.” #OITKH
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I have a theory that I have a gravitational pull unexplained by science that draws everyone in to the elliptical directly next to mine even when there are 42 other open machines.
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Kid comes in wheezing, clutching his inhaler: “Nurse Kate! My mom said to use this if I started weaseling and I am DEFINITELY weaseling!”
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Every treasure on this earth says, "Give your life to purchase me." Jesus says "I'm the one treasure who died to purchase you."
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You have no rival, You have no equal, now and forever, God you reign.
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