@katesome

Every day is a good hair day I write @ https://xitter.cf/t.co/AOYAR1yy3G but here I tweet about poop and nonsense but if you’re lucky also museums

Joined September 2011
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What Type of Museum Nerd Are You? quiz.tryinteract.com/#/606b2…
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I don’t think you’re too young to get married before 30 or have kids but I do think you’re too young to participate in ice breakers. I only now am starting to understand what my favorite episodes of tv and authors and all time greatest lyrics are
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Don't argue with RFK Jr's dehumanization of autistic people by saying, "Well I'm autistic/my son is autistic and I/he can do those things!" You're feeding into eugenics when you do that. Discard RFK Jr's argument wholesale: we don't measure human value that way.
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By not replacing my direct supervisor for over a year and a half my job has made me (and my peers) overqualified for the position I hold 🥲
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lol back in therapy and talked about how I need to stop running to my group chats to get people to weigh in on all my issues and decisions and lmao the universe has my back with the dangers of group chats this week
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I fear this is hilarious please allow this man to be treated like the cartoon villain he aspires to me
Ebolaman@ebolaman13111 Mar 2025
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is not a real Donald Trump tweet. apnews.com/article/860688…
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Two major NYC museums doing layoffs and I’m and I’m daydreaming about walking into the forest
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But Zoe, the elite won’t give up their power voluntarily, the working class must join together and take it by force

ALT But Zoe, the elite won’t give up their power voluntarily, the working class must join together and take it by force

More Perfect Union
@MorePerfectUS4 Mar 2025
BREAKING: Workers at Sesame Workshop are unionizing. More than 200 workers at the non-profit behind Sesame Street have declared the desire to form a union with @OPEIU. This group includes childhood education experts, fundraisers, facilities staff, producers, and more.
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Not to speak of the Gaza video people are so dumb to idolize a desire for absolute power have you never read a story
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Standing up for America FROM WHAT
Rep. Eric Swalwell
@RepSwalwell28 Feb 2025
Bro, did you write this? We all saw you. You tried to shrink in your chair. You looked at Trump like he was some crazy ass pops who was embarrassing you on your first date. Don’t bullshit us. Grow a pair.
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Staying on Twitter is good for staying informed about dum dums like - cheering on shutting down Zelensky for being “threatening” yes bc people who come asking for your help are a big threat open the schools
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Small pants Vance
Jonathan Lis@jonlis128 Feb 2025
The difference between Vance and Rubio is that both of them are going to spend eternity in hell but only Rubio realises it
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The happiest 6 weeks of 2024 was when they dragged MAGA for being creeps. I felt hope and joy. Please, more hateration in this dancerie
jourdain searles@judysquirrels4 Feb 2025
I’ll vote for whoever will come at the republicans like kendrick went for drake. i’m not joking either. give me that energy or shut up. don’t email me. don’t text me. don’t ask me for anything.
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Trying this hard to have a baby is so embarrassing
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Get this guy back to insulting weirdos on a national stage
Tim Walz
@Tim_Walz3 Feb 2025
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
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Dreamt that I started a free, sober weekly punk show in my parents’ backyard and woke up like 🤔
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My advice is to actually yeet yourself out of a job you hate asap because if you stay for over a year you gotta find all your doctors on that job’s insurance plan and then you’ll be like ugh I gotta stay I have all my doctors now
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one of the worst political decisions of all time has to be when democrats abruptly stopped calling republicans "weird"
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Smashing that unfollow button when I see a pregnancy srrryyyyy
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Imagine someone read this and thought I was anti-kid 🫢 I’m just sad
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