.@DSWShoeLovers thanks so much for your help! Awesome customer service!
Hey @Nike @nikewomen @DSWShoeLovers: I washed a two week old pair of Tanjun sneakers and they disintegrated. Is there anything you can do?
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Is it just me or is it starting to feel full on Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows out there right now?
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Katie Gardner retweeted
This is by far the happiest night in politics since the election, I want to wake up all the sleeping people & make them eat ice cream w/ me.
Either this lady has Trump-like hands or the “before and after” photo retoucher didn’t come from Glamour or Vanity Fair. (Found via @Csherm)
Is it just me or does my great grandmother kind of look like @StephenAtHome impersonating my great grandmother?
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Katie Gardner retweeted
The Senate is delaying their vote on the Healthcare Bill. The suspense may kill us before lack of insurance does.
Katie Gardner retweeted
We need to be tender, kind and merciful. We need God to give us back our love for the poor. We need the Gospels as an extra level of mercy! nitter.gq/realDonaldTrump/status…
Happy World Penguin Day. This will make you happy: facebook.com/montereybayaqua…
This is an actual dropdown in Target’s eye exam medical questionnaire. #polygamy
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When they're tray passing hors d'oeuvres in first class while you're walking past to your seat in economy like a schmuck.
On this #InternationalWomensDay my friend’s 4 year old son says to her 8 year old daughter, “____, I don’t like it when you have ideas.” 😂
Katie Gardner retweeted
The holidays are a time to be thankful for our blessings. Let's rejoice in this season & look forward with renewed hope & determination. -H
Dad to Brother: "So Joe, have you ever thought of getting drunk and getting a tattoo?" #ChristmasVacation
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More of Siri being awful at transcribing voicemails, unless my mom actually thinks my name is Kenny. #sirifail
Can we all agree that @MeganOMullally is Benjamin Button-ing? nitter.gq/meganomullally/status/…
I'm on @colbertlateshow in a few minutes. there's a cooking segment with someone you know. @Nick_Offerman
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