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this being my work retreat is sooo wisconsin
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coworker just asked if i was alive in 1992
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not much of a baker but these cookies…..wow……..
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and when i go as a ned’s declassified side character for halloween then what
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i like how the football uniforms look on the fat guys .
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can anyone explain to me why this video makes me horny………
When they started opening the fridge i lost it
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sprankton. a noun. a disease you get from chewing too much
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GO BREWERSSSSSSSS
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just said “i don’t like this” out loud to no one about nothing in particular
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can i hold $20
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this is the seventh time i’ve tweeted this jcnsklxkdnbd
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have you ever had your doordash stolen
30%yes
70%no
84 votes • Final results
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have you ever stolen someone else’s doordash order
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127 votes • Final results
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Jalen Hurts I would like to make you some dinners to keep in your freezer
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i’m so used to politicians being heinous in this country that i thought i was desensitized to any political action a candidate could take, but ramaswamy’s actions here are truly making me sick to my stomach
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i’ve thought about this all day. like how fucking dare you. truly a despicable human being
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if u never had a babytron phase i cant trust u
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nothing has ever turned me on more than the 30 rock episode where liz accidentally joins an all female fight club
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