@keepitgoingmort

call me cigar

 @mortPREMIUM
Joined June 2023
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playing balatro
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bunnii@bynskiiiOct 27
being both
𖹭 peace@cheesecakefdOct 26
Weed son or SSRI daughter
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my vape running out should i buy a new one or quit im gonna try to quit sigh sigh sigh cycle of my life
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3tf4\\w -hubert
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he hit me and it felt like an ow
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its because im fucking transgender.
Proxy@OmniProxyXOct 23
Replying to @goonernigga6969 @RealEvanDoThin1
Insufferable media
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I love rough sex
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Claire@cutepuppyz1Oct 26
When u have a male friend and he starts talking about something boring but ur not attracted so it doesn’t magically become interesting
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how it feels to drink monster
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when ur beautiful hg leaves her cart in your car
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im gonna flunk out of college because im a major retard
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“Do I spend my week off being productive and doing assignments, or waste my youth in front of a computer screen? Quite the dilemma. Though I think I’ve made a decision.”
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my build in 2 days
Predator Poachers
@PPoachersLIVEOct 25
We caught David Noyes in Baldwin, Wisconsin. As of May His case is still ongoing, but he was declared incompetent to stand trial so it was suspended.
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he hit me and it felt like an owch 🤩
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listening to lana del ray gives you like +5 woman points i will explain no further
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you only get one canadian in your life. choose wisely.
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