I was driving my friend and her girlfriend to their date and while they are flirting in my backseat the Dashie voice pack that I had forgot I installed on Waze loudly shouted “SPEED CAMERA REPORTED AHEAD” and immediately killed the mood.

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tippity · Apr 15, 2026 · 6:05 PM UTC

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tippity

@tippityApr 15

i woulda been moving asexual af if i was projared especially after The Incident but that man got the libido of a breeding bull #salute

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(⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡ · Apr 20, 2025 · 2:11 AM UTC

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(⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡@EsdeathIsMommy20 Apr 2025

Why tf lil Tay reacting to DBZ 😭

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The Rizzler · Apr 20, 2025 · 3:35 PM UTC

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The Rizzler

@Da_Rizzler41920 Apr 2025

Birthday Vibes‼️🤫🤔🥳🎂🎉

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Vincent D'Onofrio · Apr 16, 2025 · 7:54 PM UTC

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Vincent D'Onofrio@vincentdonofrio16 Apr 2025

#FISK

Image from Vincent D'Onofrio (@vincentdonofrio)

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kunk · Jan 8, 2025 · 12:40 PM UTC

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kunk@gunk41888 Jan 2025

I'm an evil retarded pervert

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jos · Dec 2, 2024 · 9:02 PM UTC

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jos@josiahhughes2 Dec 2024

it doesn't really matter what "hawk tuah" originally meant. the phrase "hawk tuah" now means: • getting on your grind • becoming a voice of the people • building an empire "hawk tuah" is essentially the american dream for the tiktok generation. and i'm here for it.

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Y҉e҉x҉💽 · Nov 28, 2024 · 6:07 PM UTC

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Y҉e҉x҉💽@T0ADEX28 Nov 2024

how i'm doing my lil cousin tonight if he don't get me a 4th plate saying it's for him

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Cheug Knight · Nov 19, 2024 · 8:08 PM UTC

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Cheug Knight@chiweethedog19 Nov 2024

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Saltydkdan @ Sonic Expo: Dallas · Oct 30, 2024 · 1:24 AM UTC

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Saltydkdan @ Sonic Expo: Dallas@saltydkdan30 Oct 2024

I have never hated Jimmy Fallon more than this very moment. He does not appreciate the joy or whimsy of the Costco Guys, or even the Rizzler. He cuts them off, he disregards the love they have to give the world. I hope he goes to Hell the moment he takes his final breaths.

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Saltydkdan @ Sonic Expo: Dallas · Aug 30, 2024 · 3:07 AM UTC

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Saltydkdan @ Sonic Expo: Dallas@saltydkdan30 Aug 2024

Replying to @LSMark_

INCORRECT, THE RIZZLER WAS AN EARLY ADDITION AFTER THEIR FIRST FEW VIRAL HITS ACTUAL TOURIST, GET OUT OF MY FANDOM

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あお · Aug 23, 2024 · 9:08 AM UTC

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あお@yuuji760423 Aug 2024

Black＆White

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WBR · Aug 14, 2024 · 8:34 PM UTC

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WBR@W_B_Rick14 Aug 2024

I’m worried there’s some lingering tension between The Rizzler and Big Justice. Big Justice was taking petty shots at him left and right on the Los Pollos stream. I hope this jealousy doesn’t boil over. I would side with The Rizzler if it did.

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