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TIL pasta stuck to the bottom of the pan is called “roman fond” and is perfect for creating a nice sauce

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If you say #BeatLA, you better beat LA.

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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? the guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

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