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woah kenny

@kennybeets

none who rise against me shall prosper

 San Francisco, CA
Joined October 2015
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My own private wuthering heights
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This is why I hate city nativists— “I’m from here” girl idgaf, you’re peeing and pooping all over your house
David Cuadro (@DavidSCuadro) profile pictureDavid Cuadro@DavidSCuadro12h
A telltale sign someone isn’t actually from SF is that they voted to keep the Great Highway closed.
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The same goes for LA nativists it’s always dumbasses saying “people from Ohio are displacing us”. When the entire downtown is a parking lot, baby Chevron is displacing YOU
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Take the bus dumbass
David Cuadro (@DavidSCuadro) profile pictureDavid Cuadro@DavidSCuadroApr 16
Just spent 30 mins driving in circles trying to find parking because of pointless street cleaning in Pac Heights. How’s that helping the environment? SF cannot do anything right, especially for regular people. @Stefani4CA @DanielLurie @SFMTA_Muni
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Every time I’m at West Portal with my kids, I loudly show them the giant scratch on the street from when Mary Lau killed the Oliveira family.
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big_pedestrian (@big_pedestrian) profile picturebig_pedestrian@big_pedestrianFeb 7
California has had multiple “little old lady mistakes gas for brake” incidents with property destruction and casualty counts you’d normally associate with a terrorist attack. It needs to be much, much harder to get a license and much easier to lose it—at every life stage.
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Freezing temps in rural Germany but this balaclava got me feeling tradeeeee like I wanna throw the thong away
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Chevron gave her like $70,000 wdym
Chauncey K. Robinson (@MsChaunceyKR) profile pictureChauncey K. Robinson@MsChaunceyKRNov 4
I’ll say it now: Nithya Raman is able to squeak in there b/c there’s an underlying default resentment towards Black women in power—and that anti-Black woman rears its head when a Black woman isn’t the “perfect” person y’all want her to be. This is a major factor with Karen Bass.
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Okayyyy I’ll lib out a little bit
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Kenny@tohereknwswhenNov 4
Lizzo music sounding good asfff tonight
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Liam Dillon@dillonliamNov 4
Bass up less than 2 points in initial returns for LA Mayor — given expected trends with later voting this strongly favors Raman
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ヒューゴ@klarnic_debtNov 3
If Texas goes Blue my husband and I will recreate this
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Two losers backed by oil companies ⛽️ 💰
No Show Nithya (@noshownithya) profile pictureNo Show Nithya
@noshownithyaNov 2
THIS MORNING: @KarenBassLA campaigns with @XavierBecerra at Homegirl Cafe. It's time to vote!!
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Does this deserve a second mayoral term?
Sky News (@SkyNews) profile pictureSky News
@SkyNews8 Jan 2025
'Do you owe citizens an apology for being absent whilst their homes were burning? Do you regret cutting the fire department's budget? @skydavidblevins questions the mayor of LA, Karen Bass, as she faces backlash regarding the California wildfires. trib.al/unMkvcv
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I love using my city’s local DSA voter guide and the entire pdf is just “no recommendation”
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luca@jussawholeNov 2
How it feels when they tell you to strip down in order to stay at the afters
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ヒューゴ@klarnic_debtNov 1
Every urban development project in the global south is designed so that the son of the finance minister can barrel into street vendors and pavement dwellers with his 7 Series at 120 miles an hour
Yungle 🐒 (@YunglePever) profile pictureYungle 🐒@YunglePeverNov 1
It's crazy that Kenya is doing this in the 2020s ignoring a century of lessons from other cities worldwide.
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Telling my dad Nithya Raman hates woke so that he votes for her, I got you girl @nithyavraman
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If nut too hard and it gets on my face but I’m already in bed I honestly just go to sleep
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Do you think admin saw a picture of her and decided to put that or
declan 🍀 (@_declan74) profile picturedeclan 🍀@_declan74Oct 28
is this just what we're doing now
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ヒューゴ@klarnic_debtOct 27
hmm…
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ms rat 🐀 (@ratbitebaby) profile picturems rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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