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KennyCapozzi

@kennycap

Boston blue collar open micer

 Broketown MA
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Joined December 2011
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He’s funny huh? Just wait. @DougStanhope @theroaddogmovie
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“Comedy should be dangerous.” Is what I tell myself every time I drive home hammered after a set.
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I had so many shots of Dr. McGillicuddy’s that my butthole feels minty fresh.
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Damn you Ollie I thought we had the same thought for a second
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Drinking nips with a guy at work at 10am. Guy - So what are you an alcoholic? Me - No I’m just a guy who doesn’t like labels.
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I only masturbate with my left hand. I have nothing against the right except it’s grip is way too tight on abortion and way too loose on gun laws.
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The difference between a slap and a closed fist was about a hair.
It’s like Whoopi Goldberg never heard of the master race.
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Funny Women@funnywomen24 Nov 2021
American comedian Maria Bamford has announced that she will be touring the UK for the first time, however, she will only be playing in four cities. funnywomen.com/2021/11/24/ma…
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Kyle Rittenhouse is woke af. He just shot that dude for saying the n-word.
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I had to take a drug test for work yesterday. Good thing my son keeps leaving piss bottles around the house.
It’s crazy to think there was a time in my life where I was shooting horse on the regular.
⁦So you’re saying you own a couple of these? ⁦@joerogan⁩ cheatsheet.com/entertainment…
Joe Rogan Reacts To Kanye West’s ‘Donda’ Outfit — ‘He’s Wearing a Bear Hunting Jacket’

Joe Rogan Reacts To Kanye West’s ‘Donda’ Outfit — ‘He’s Wearing a Bear Hunting Jacket’

Joe Rogan is convinced that the spiked jacket Kanye West during the 2nd 'Donda' listening event is a bear hunting jacket.

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It’s all too much so you scroll so much. Holding on to that thousand dollar pacifier.
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I like to drink but really I only do it so I don’t have a seizure
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I thought I had a substance abuse problem when my Friday nights became my Monday mornings. Now I just make sure I don’t even know what day it is. You say problem. I say solution.
I know QAnon is all fuck the government but somebody still paid taxes on that HBO money.
I’d tweet something poignant but really I’d rather just shit on people’s cars.
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I’m gonna get vaccinated only because I haven’t used a needle in years.
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It’s easy to discredit the Stop the Asian Hate movement when you never had to walk a mile with bound feet.
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