KEVAR going forward. The launch window is behind us. What's in front is the product. Kevar is a data layer for autonomous trading agents. A key piece that lets agents actually be aware of what's happening in the markets. That engine goes into a lot of things I'm building next. I'm going to keep shipping and keep cooking. Don't take my word for it, just watch. On other notes. I reached out to Simple Farmer to hear his side of the outage and work out how to make it right for the holders. The conversation was brief and went nowhere. He didn't acknowledge or comment on the outage. What he did say is that my use of StonkBroker #258, which I own, infringes their IP. Per my reading of their license it does not. I'm not going to argue about it. The broker comes off the site today and I won't be using it to market Kevar. He also sent four motivational quotes. Not even kidding. From here I won't be commenting on this any further. Focus goes back to shipping. I invite you to come along for it. Against all odds, we will thrive.

kevar update! the chat just got faster and easier to live in • ⌘K palette: jump to any chat or surface without touching the mouse • regenerate any answer with one tap • rename your chats • copy code blocks, or copy an answer while it’s still streaming • drafts survive a reload now • screener: copy any CA in one tap, your sort sticks when you switch chains, and the board tells you how fresh it is • everything loads lighter. screener and hub are noticeably quicker

More chains, as promised. The screener now covers Solana, Base, Ethereum and BNB Chain alongside Robinhood Chain. Same list, same Kevar score, same ASK on every row. Flow, crowd, structure, and risk drags with the number behind every flag. Five chains, one surface for what is actually moving. Tap ASK on any row and the agent runs the full read: flow, holders, exit depth, is there a trade here. The screener finds it. The agent explains it.

the screener is live. a new discovery surface inside kevar: every token trading on robinhood chain, one list, no noise. more chains coming. each token carries a kevar score - 0 to 100 constructed of: flow: volume acceleration, buyers vs sellers, money arriving right now crowd: holder count and holder growth, who's actually coming in structure: pool depth and how supply is distributed risk drags: anything that weakens the setup pulls the score down. every flag comes with the number behind it and the part that matters: every row ends in ASK. one tap and the kevar agent runs the analysis read flow, holders, exit depth, is there a trade here straight into chat. the screener finds it, the agent explains it.

Three weeks of Kevar in production. 135 active users across web and Telegram. 22.9M tokens of context processed to answer user queries. 82% of runs hit live data before answering. Median 3 tool calls, 11 at the deepest. 28 distinct tools exercised. The Telegram agent shipped on the 13th. Users are up 3.1x since, data pulls 4.2x. Just the beginning.

Burn is live. You can now burn $KEVAR in the Holder Hub for data credits. Spend them on market analysis with Kevar. Any token, any perp, any US stock on kevar(dot)ai or Telegram. 1 credit = 1 cent. The burn is always denominated at the current market price. 12,412,486 KEVAR burned so far. 1.24% of supply.

Kevar is alive and well. The launch had technical issues. We are not going to cry about it. What does not kill you makes you stronger, and we are still here. The DEX Screener profile has been updated and claimed. LP fees have been used to buy back and burn $KEVAR. A total of 12.16M $KEVAR was sent to the burn address, permanently removed from circulation. That is what we do with fees. Buy back, burn, repeat. A rough launch does not stop anything. We are stronger for it and we keep shipping. Clock in. Dexscreener: dexscreener.com/robinhood/0x… Burn: robinhoodchain.blockscout.co…

The launch was bad. The site was down for essentially the entire window, so most people who wanted in could not get in. That was outside our control, but it is still on us. We picked the venue, we picked the hour, we told you to be there. When it broke, it broke on our name. This should not have happened and I am not going to dress it up as anything else. Here is what did not change. Kevar is a fully functioning AI agent and the data layer for autonomous trading. Perps across four venues, full on-chain coverage, US equities from our own SEC collector. All of it live and collecting right now. A bad launch did not touch a single line of it. The LP is locked. There is no team supply. 100% went to the curve. We have nothing to sell and nowhere to hide, which means the only thing left to do is build. So that is what happens next. We ship, we keep shipping, and we make the product so obviously good that one broken night becomes a footnote.

Update from the SF: the site is getting rate limited from spam, they're fixing it now.

StonkBrokers UI is having display issues, expecting fix soon.

$KEVAR IS LIVE. CA: 0xa6B55a8aD85d5Cf718f4250FE194C8F0BF666666 trade here: stonkbrokers.cash/safe-launc… the clock is running. 50-minute window, tax starts at 50% and drops 1% per minute to zero. buy and sell anytime. bonds at the bell. clock in.

it's happening. the Safe Launch contracts are open to the public. $KEVAR goes live soon. the CA will be posted here and on telegram the moment we deploy. clock in.

Waiting patiently for the Safe Launch contracts to open to the public. Stay tuned, Notifications on. Clock in.

$KEVAR launch parameters are locked and clocked in. Starting market cap: $10k - the ground floor. No graduation target. The curve runs the full window and bonds at the bell, at whatever price the market found. We don't set a target on our own token. The market decides what $KEVAR is worth. Window: 50 minutes. When the clock ends, the curve closes and bonds into the locked pool automatically. Anti-snipe tax: opens at 50%, falls 1% per minute. This is a deliberate compromise. The engine's default is 99%: stops bots, but confiscates anyone who's simply early. 50% sits between: sniping second one stops being the winning move, but early buyers still keep most of their capital. The decay makes it your choice: 50% at minute zero for the lowest price, 25% at minute 25. Half of every taxed trade goes into the locked LP, deeper liquidity for everyone who holds past the bell. Sells are on during the window, trading in both directions from the first second. Supply: 100% of 1B tokens goes to the curve. Trading pair: KEVAR/ETH. 100% of the LP locks automatically at the bell. The exact launch hour will be announced once the Stonk Launcher contracts are deployed. CA will be posted here on X and in the Telegram channel. Anything before that is fake. We believe this configuration gives the project and its holders the best shot at long-term success. Clock in.

The $KEVAR launch is close, and we're making sure it's done right. We're designing the launch parameters right now, working through every option the new Stonk Launcher gives us. The priorities, in order: Natural price discovery. Trading is open from the first second, buy and sell anytime. The price moves with real demand. Deep liquidity. As much as possible of what goes in ends up in the liquidity pool, so the token trades with real depth from day one. Locked at bond, nobody can pull it. Snipers punished, buyers respected. Anti-snipe protection exists to hurt bots, not people. Early interested buyers shouldn't lose their entry to heavy taxes, and we're tuning for exactly that balance. Full parameters drop before launch. This is the fair launch we've been promising, and it's almost here. Clock in.