Composer/Performer/#gamedev/Mansplainer -- He/they -- Grey Ace -- Demiboy -- Annoying
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ALT "End Junk Fees for Renters Act" underneath is a receipt graphic that includes "RENTAL APPLICATION FEE $100 PEST CONTROL FEE $120 LAWN MAINTENANCE FEE $150 CALLING LANDLORD FEE $50 LATE RENT PAYMENT FEE $100 TRASH MANAGEMENT FEE $40 MYSTERY ADMINISTRATIVE FEE $60 UTILITY PROCESSING FEE $50 TENANT RENTAL PORTAL FEE $20 PORTAL PASSWORD RESET FEE $40" and a red "ENOUGH" stamp on top of the receipt
ALT Rep Jimmy Gomez and Rep Frost with members of Center for A Popular Democracy in front of the Capitol, holding signs that say "Power to the Renters"
ALT Rep. Frost speaking at a podium, Rep. Jimmy Gomez to his right, with a podium sign that matches the graphic described in the first image of this series.
ALT "Elon comes down, and he walks over to the breakfast bar and he picks up a package of Pop-Tarts," Thompson said. "And the funniest thing to me was the fact that most of us take Pop-Tarts for granted. He was transfixed. This was like a scene out of 2001: A Space Odyssey, when the apes examine the monolith. It was clearly the most fascinating thing he had seen that morning." Eventually, Musk realized that Pop-Tarts were best enjoyed toasted. So he opened a package and put two of them into the toaster, Thompson said. Only Musk made the rookie mistake of inserting the pastries horizontally, rather than vertically. When they popped back up, he had to stick his fingers into the toaster to grab his breakfast. This was a problem, and at about six in the morning Musk proceeded to scream, at full volume, "Fuck, it burns! Fuck, it burns!" Two older ladies at the front desk, nearby, watched in mortified silence.
